Dean story

A story told by a coworker that has no real point, plot conversational value or interest. Typically told by coworkers named Dean.

Oh man, don’t bring that up again
Why?
Cuz it’s a Dean story

by Ctizzle_mi June 8, 2018

Dean Dong

Mister Dong is a ding dong known as Dean Dong. Asshole walks around with your mother at prom and has a flashlight. Tries to catch children having sex on the dance floor.

Our principal is such a Dean Dong...

"Face to face with a bit of space."
-Dean Dong

by WholyWhore November 15, 2015

the Dean effect

When excitement takes over speech facilities and results in reciting really long lists.

Did you see Howard Dean at concession speech? He really suffered the Dean effect.

Kevin Garnett really suffered from the Dean effect after winning the NBA finals.

by skotye June 18, 2008

Snipa Dean

A person who is really good at shooting. Some one who can pretty much hit any target from anywhere.

Your brothers a Snipa Dean when he has his shotgun.

I can shoot a buck from a mile away! thats why they call me Snipa Dean.

by evan trunk October 23, 2008

Dank Dean

When you do a F A T ass dab and then go to an event/ activity and try your best to act sober but still enjoy your high. (Work, School, Shop.)

Hey I dont feel like going to school sober im going to pull a Dank Dean.

Yo boss im gonna be Dank Dean for work alright?

by Dank Dean January 15, 2019

dean-some

Another word for three-some, four-some, maybe even a 20-some! A word used when a male or female interacts with multiple amounts of female or male species in one bed. Actions such as intercourse, oral, anal, etc. take place.

Hey Erik, its Amanda, wanna have a dean-some with me, erika, tiffany, and jessica? It'd be great!

by GetOnYoKneesBiatch December 2, 2011

David Dean

A ladies man or player.

“Damn. My boy is David Dean’ing tonight. He got three chicks numbers!

by anonymous August 8, 2023