Dan

Creepy Uncle

Dan's are usually creepy uncles who make weird jokes

by 123fdfdfd October 29, 2019

Dan

Most adorable person out there, not as adorable as my Dan

UwU Dan

by Bakugou:) November 1, 2019

Dan

Dan is your typical short bestie he is funny and he knows everyone he is quite loud and talks alot he is also mean to his friends he will buy u chocolate

Dan don't be such a doughnut

by Sophlouiseg January 4, 2020

Dan

1; A person who's brain functions are much lower then a normal human's.

2; A person who has been a mod for a long time on a server, but then decides to nuke it because he was angry.

"I am going to let you ban and kick people again, and I swear to fuck if anyone pulls a Dan on me."

by MrHappyPineapple March 16, 2020

dan

alien man slag

ugh dan is a propa alien man slag asking people for nudes 24/7

by fetusdeletus123 March 22, 2020

dan

dan is a simp. if his name is dan, he is spotty, like very spotty, bald, taller than the empire state building, chubby and obsesses over drums which they cant even play, simps over any girl in a 10m radius and will grow up to be a beer dad who goes to the pub every night and will probably be a brick layer to be able to buy his microwave meals on sale in lidl for 50p and his 6 pack of budweiser. if these occur, youve found a typical daniel simp. he also has no personality and thinks wearing hawaiian shirts and bucket hats is indie and edgy and cant get his own bloody music taste. typically, simps like dan will do anything and say anything to get a girls attention. damn, daniel.

me: did you know dan, he brags ab drum playing and cant even dudum tsss. he should get a personality.
my friend: oh! i know him, dan the simp. the one who thinks he is cool and quirky, right?

by dans a simp lol April 30, 2020

Dan

The art of being dumb enough to change your skin complexion and act like an idiot all the time.

DAN- Dumb Ass Nigga

That kid over there drank 15 beers and fell through the beer pong table, what a Dan.

by Danimus Prime May 14, 2020