by RobertStillDoesNotKnow January 18, 2017
by Ldescans December 30, 2016
A humorist and internet phenomenon, most famous for critiquing the famous twilight series in his "blogging twilight" articles on the website www.sparknotes.com
by Imlora April 2, 2010
a perfect British man, with hair dark like night, and high as a tower. His nose is perfectly symmetrical and his heart is warm and humble, his voice deep and rich with muse. Dan is perfect. Also known as lead singer of Bastille.
by Perhaps another April 6, 2014
OMG Becky I just saw the tallest lesbian ever and she was such a pervert!!1!!11! (aka Dan Howell. Or Jessica you decide)
by (blank) trash March 26, 2016
Him: I believe Jed is a Dan Burton.
Her: Yes, I heard he dresses them up in Cheerleader outfits and fucks them hard.
Her: Yes, I heard he dresses them up in Cheerleader outfits and fucks them hard.
by mr.nad June 27, 2017
an extremely deep yet sarcastic, cynical, and intelligent person who likes to untag himself on facebook. often causes laughter and has facebook profile pictures that are literary allusions.
by residential emily & lena July 8, 2009