Dalton Georgia

The fucking carpet capital. The literal most boring city you will ever visit in georgia, if you’ve ever been here i’m damn sorry you had to be that bored

Friend: I went to such a boring city for spring break

Me: OHHH so you must’ve went to dalton Georgia..
Friend: omg how did you know

by blondiebabie September 8, 2021

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Street Fighter Alpha Dalton

That guy jerked off to Road House and Vin Diesel movies, thinking he would become Dalton or Dominick Toretto if he did it long enough. Really he wasn't even a cooler, a street racer, or a street fighter character, he was just some drunk bald dude that thought he was hitting somebody harder than he really was.

Street Fighter Alpha Dalton had a score to settle.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

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Dalton Georgia

The carpet capital of the world, full of hispanics and rednecks. It's a decent town with nothing to do but go bowling or out to eat. If you ever plan on coming to Dalton.....don't.

Person 1: I wanna go to Dalton Georgia.
Person2: Don't, that place is boring.

by Lordkrackle October 14, 2021

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