Dodge the Dog

1) Avoiding the person you are semi-embarrassed for having been involved with, as in a one night stand.

2) Avoiding the spouse or significant other.

1) "Man, I just managed to dodge the dog. Lucky you were here to talk to so I didn't have to acknowledge that dude I hooked up with last week."

2) Joe: You having dinner at home with the wife, aren't you?

Jim: Nah I'm dodging the dog tonight and was gonna come play poker with you and the guys.

by tsukoi August 18, 2011

Dodge-pod

A name for a cheap imitation of an iPod. A dodgy iPod. An mp3 player

"Oh look at my new MP3 player!"
"yeah its a dodge-pod"

by Chelesah July 22, 2009

Swill Dodging

(verb) To avoid partaking in an alcohol related social event. One whom participates in Swill Dodging is known as a Swill Dodger.

We're all going boozing tonight and there'd better be no Swill Dodging going on!

by St.Ultan March 2, 2009

dodge out

when you quit or cancelled or avoided something deliberately, like a game or a social event.

Either you improve your game performance or you dodge out, bro.

by aboynamedmarty December 25, 2017

dodge knee

Dodge knee is the condition where in gym class you are playing a heated game of dodgeball when a ball is thrown your way. When you try to bend down in order to dodge out of the way, so that your knee contacts the gym floor, you have just given yourself the first-degree burn, dodge knee.

"Hey Killer, what's wrong?"

"My knee kills, i got some wicked dodge knee last period and it still stings."

by The Legendary Ironwood March 15, 2005

Dodge ram

Pickup truck

My friend bought a dodge ram

by Chewsmitty November 22, 2018

Tim Dodge

1)Born in a casino. He became a card dealer at the age of 2 and by 4 he was a world champion poker player. Currently residing in Georgia, Dodge also fights crime by night under the name of "Super Nerd." By day Dodge is the average honor roll student in all A.P. classes with magic tricks that have literally blown minds. Tim Dodge plays with the Creekview Marching Grizzlies as lead euphonium and is the sole reason that the band is so well known. This is one guy who you don't want to mess with. 2)Like in nature to a train-riding hobo. 3)Has failed many times but the only way he will truely fail is if he stops trying.

Tim Dodge is a religious group. He is also from nevada.

by Sean McFarland October 28, 2008