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Deserpee

To be deserving of a reward of a slurpee from 7/11
Because you cleaned your room, you can now claim your deserpee.
by EvieV December 26, 2022
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deserten

Big booty weird girl who sleeps in and over-consumes coffee on the daily.
Boy1: Dang she has a fat ass. I wonder where she works? Boy2: I've seen that deserten working at the coffee shop down the street.
by inuyasha1111 May 21, 2023
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vagina desertificationifier

The male equivalent of a Bonerkill; a male who causes the complete and utter eradication of any positive sexual feelings in a woman's vagina, causing the inside of the vagina to become drier, or in extreme cases, become on par with a desert in terms of (lack of) humidity.
"Hey, you hear about that new guy?"

"Yeah, I've seen him before, I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole, he's a total vagina desertificationifier.
by AKADarkie March 8, 2011
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dirty desert dogs

A small group of elite young men that grew up in the deserts of the far west texas town of El Paso. Tracking and stocking military convoys in order to obtain various munitions, mre's, and other tools or equiptment left behind by military personnel. This elite group also enjoys enjoys basking in the hot sun while drinking warm dark beer from a left over keg, while daring each other to be the first to drink liquid rat!
We waited behind the tall mesquite for the 2 communication antenna to go down. Dirty desert dogs..... Move in!!!!
by wrfjax October 23, 2019
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Secret Desert

Yo, you got any secret deserts?

Yeah, Deca-Dence.

Sick.
by Dick Chumeny July 18, 2020
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I deserve a happy end

Being forced evil meds and being on probation isn’t the path
by WorseThanHitler December 7, 2020
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Pullin' A Desert Bus

Being 8+ hours late to anything
Joe: Dude your 8 hours late

Dill: Yeah my bad

Joe: ...ugh your Pullin' A Desert Bus
by SGTQuanto November 25, 2010
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