divorced dad music

Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.

My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal

by Luluthighwalker July 19, 2023

Divorced from their masters

Uh oh, I guess I'm in hell now. I guess I have to just do whatever Jordan Peterson says, huh guys?

Hym " 'Divorced from their masters' is an interesting way to put it Jordan. Because it implies the we have masters, that the bureaucracy is there to keep us away from the MASTERS that we supposedly have, AND rather than just not having masters you want to prop up an intermediary so people can FEEL like they are connected... To THE MASTERS that they have... But would they ACTUALLY BE CONNECTED? No. Probably not. THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE HAMMER-CLOWNS! You piss and moan about hammer clowns but with out me, where are you? DIVORCED FROM THE MASTERS DR. JORDAN PETERSON ACKNOWLEDGES YOU ACTUALLY HAVE. You have masters. That's a thing that Jordan Peterson casually acknowledged. Right there in that video. That's a thing."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Divorce-aversary

The anniversary of signing your divorce papers.

John was throwing a party to celebrate being single again, since it was his 2nd divorce-aversary

by Iggy10 October 7, 2023

Uncontested Divorce

The act of completely winning your divorce and murdering all who hurt you. By allowing your sex addicted spouse to obtain multiple affair partners. Privately file your legal documents . Surprise your spouse by looking them directly in the eye. Call them ugly, fat, stupid and that you never really cared about them. Then imply that they are a total waste of time and space. Arrogantly smile while you leave the moment they are being served with a restraining order , and divorce papers. Meanwhile occulting your knowledge of their extreme abandonment issues, family history of narcissistic cannibalism, psychopathy , and vast knowledge of deadly chemicals.

Investigator : Did read the headline about a crazy spouse arrested for murdering 5 people after being served with papers? Divorce Lawyer: Sounds like a Uncontested Divorce to me.

by Deviled Bacon July 16, 2022

Divorce-Leprosy

When you lose your spouse's friends in the divorce and you lose your own friends because you are so sad and depressed that everyone avoids you like the plague.

Since her marriage ended, Jill's sadness created an onset of Divorce-Leprosy that made even the oldest of her friends avoid being around her.

by xlittlellama July 22, 2022

Hialeah divorce

The girl leaves the relationship and the guy (who can't accept living without her) shoots her and himself.

Guy 1: did you see the news? Some guy tried to shoot his wife for leaving him and then he shot himself. Thank God the woman survived

Guy 2: sounds like a Hialeah divorce

by L00kItUp August 25, 2022

Divorce

What your parents had.

“My parents had a divorce.”
“L”

by chingchongmothertrucker August 25, 2022