David

A speed demon that is deeply in love with his lawnmower, so far that he would have intercourse with it

That David is wild in bed and with his lawnmower

by Stepone October 18, 2019

David

David is someone who approves of the posts above. He likes what he sees as he sees the good stuff first

David likes UrbanDictionary

by DavidNotGoliath August 20, 2015

david

A kid who is fat and is annoying, scams and begs people for money and buy pizzahut everyday and plays online games and watches porn...!

Alex: Sup
You: nothing much bought a pizza
Alex: OMG ur turning into a david

by imtheterrorist November 12, 2012

David

The gay ass motherfucker that is dating 10 boys

David is gay

by Dragon_12 December 5, 2019

David

I am video chatting with david. he does not have a shirt on and he is in his bed. he also has blonde hair and blue eyes and and has a large smile! he always britend my dayses. he is HAWT AS A FIRE YO! i sucked his popsickle, it was in the freezer and it was cherry flavored.

david was in a forest fire, but didnt burn cuz hes as hawt as one!

by pseudonye October 18, 2010

David

A little boiiiiii who needs to stop having potato aim on forknife and needs to get a life. David makes the scariest face to ever be seen.

David, stop making that face, it's not sexy it's just scary!

by Karahballa October 3, 2018

David

David is typically anyones relative. Anyone you meet will undoubtedly have a David as an uncle. They're typically prone to have anger issues and are in general a bit odd. There isn't a David who will not at one point make you think "wow, what a dick". David's usually will have an alcohol problem, accompanied by a potty mouth and have at least once done drugs. These are the type of people who will flip the finger at you while driving.

David : *sneezes*
Person 1 :

David : "BLESS YOU" WAS THAT
Person 2 : bless you..
David : I WONT TOLERATEE !!!!@@1111!!1

by Rianon May 5, 2019