A speed demon that is deeply in love with his lawnmower, so far that he would have intercourse with it
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David : *sneezes*
Person 1 :
David : "BLESS YOU" WAS THAT
Person 2 : bless you..
David : I WONT TOLERATEE !!!!@@1111!!1
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David : "BLESS YOU" WAS THAT
Person 2 : bless you..
David : I WONT TOLERATEE !!!!@@1111!!1
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