David

David is a nice guy when you get to know him but when he gets a girlfriend/wife he changes he starts to get in trouble a lot but he’ll make it up to the people he loves and says he will never replace them but he flirts with girls and hangs out with them so like cheating on you but DONT ever have a boy named David in your life

I wish I never met david

by Slimelover55643 July 9, 2018

David

David is someone who approves of the posts above. He likes what he sees as he sees the good stuff first

David likes UrbanDictionary

by DavidNotGoliath August 20, 2015

david

A kid who is fat and is annoying, scams and begs people for money and buy pizzahut everyday and plays online games and watches porn...!

Alex: Sup
You: nothing much bought a pizza
Alex: OMG ur turning into a david

by imtheterrorist November 12, 2012

David

The gay ass motherfucker that is dating 10 boys

David is gay

by Dragon_12 December 5, 2019

David

I am video chatting with david. he does not have a shirt on and he is in his bed. he also has blonde hair and blue eyes and and has a large smile! he always britend my dayses. he is HAWT AS A FIRE YO! i sucked his popsickle, it was in the freezer and it was cherry flavored.

david was in a forest fire, but didnt burn cuz hes as hawt as one!

by pseudonye October 18, 2010

David

David is typically anyones relative. Anyone you meet will undoubtedly have a David as an uncle. They're typically prone to have anger issues and are in general a bit odd. There isn't a David who will not at one point make you think "wow, what a dick". David's usually will have an alcohol problem, accompanied by a potty mouth and have at least once done drugs. These are the type of people who will flip the finger at you while driving.

David : *sneezes*
Person 1 :

David : "BLESS YOU" WAS THAT
Person 2 : bless you..
David : I WONT TOLERATEE !!!!@@1111!!1

by Rianon May 5, 2019

David

Such a good guy! He’s funny, sweet, intelligent, and everything you want. He has brown hair and bright blue-green eyes. David likes to watch Big Mouth on Netflix. He has a bit of an odd mind, but you’ll like him a lot and you’ll click with him. He has high grades in most classes. His weak point in academics is Social Studies/History. His self confidence is an 8/10. He’s pretty content with his life.

David likes someone who’s pro-vaccine, funny, and HUMAN, but he hasn’t really thought about it much. He just wants a person that he loves and that loves him back. No physical preference, either. Just convince David that you are a good spouse, and he’ll keep you!!! Keep him close, it’s difficult to come across David!

You’re such a David!

by Danny_Dino January 27, 2020