David

David is a nice guy when you get to know him but when he gets a girlfriend/wife he changes he starts to get in trouble a lot but he’ll make it up to the people he loves and says he will never replace them but he flirts with girls and hangs out with them so like cheating on you but DONT ever have a boy named David in your life

I wish I never met david

by Slimelover55643 July 9, 2018

David

David is someone who approves of the posts above. He likes what he sees as he sees the good stuff first

David likes UrbanDictionary

by DavidNotGoliath August 20, 2015

david

A kid who is fat and is annoying, scams and begs people for money and buy pizzahut everyday and plays online games and watches porn...!

Alex: Sup
You: nothing much bought a pizza
Alex: OMG ur turning into a david

by imtheterrorist November 12, 2012

David

The gay ass motherfucker that is dating 10 boys

David is gay

by Dragon_12 December 5, 2019

David

I am video chatting with david. he does not have a shirt on and he is in his bed. he also has blonde hair and blue eyes and and has a large smile! he always britend my dayses. he is HAWT AS A FIRE YO! i sucked his popsickle, it was in the freezer and it was cherry flavored.

david was in a forest fire, but didnt burn cuz hes as hawt as one!

by pseudonye October 18, 2010

David

He will alway be on your side if he loves you. He's the best at relationships and will always play around even tho he really loves you. He usually is taken.

Girl 1:omg angelina your so lucky I'm so jealous you have David

angelin:lol thx he's the best I love him so much

by Ily David April 16, 2017

David

David is typically anyones relative. Anyone you meet will undoubtedly have a David as an uncle. They're typically prone to have anger issues and are in general a bit odd. There isn't a David who will not at one point make you think "wow, what a dick". David's usually will have an alcohol problem, accompanied by a potty mouth and have at least once done drugs. These are the type of people who will flip the finger at you while driving.

David : *sneezes*
Person 1 :

David : "BLESS YOU" WAS THAT
Person 2 : bless you..
David : I WONT TOLERATEE !!!!@@1111!!1

by Rianon May 5, 2019