cumguzzling thundercunt

A comeback you say to your friends when they unironically call you short.

Friend: “ur short” you: “stfu you cumguzzling thundercunt”

by Dickbiggerthandrake420 February 22, 2024

cum gun

A derogatory slur used towards male genitalia whereas the testicles are the ammo and the penis is the barrel.

“Don't ever disrespect me cus on my dead homies I will swing my cum gun across your face like a grandfather clock”

by matthieusonnier2 March 16, 2024

Cumguzzler

(not to be confused with Cum Guzzler)

A word derived from the phrase Cum Guzzler, used as a bypassed word on the Nintendo 3ds and Nintendo Switch consoles, mentioned commonly in Tomodachi Life songs involving bypassing the swear filter

Random Person: Yo Tomodachi Life Player! What did you name your Mii's kid

Tomodachi Life Player: Cumguzzler

by CometStealYoLungs April 22, 2024

cum gun

when you plug your dick and let go leading to a water gun like hose.

I cum guned all over

by the creator 420 May 7, 2024

cummunication

The act of comming while cumming in a videogame voice chat.

Are you really cummunicating right now joe while we are playing fortnite?
Yes... To your schmecky voice. I like cummunication.

Other Grammatical conjugations:
cummunicating
cummunicater
etc.

by your fellow arabic May 28, 2024

Cumbunny

a cute girl that’s a cumslut but the term cumslut is too degrading and not cute enough

“Oh, Stephanie is like a total cumbunny for her boyfriend. they’re so cute together.”

by haljo January 12, 2026

chisled cum gun

Slang word for rock hard penis

That girl at the bars hot, I'm gonna take her back to my place and give her my "chisled cum gun"

by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019