(v.) - When a penis, in an effort to feel cozy and warm, snuggles up inside a nearby vagina. The sensation would be like enveloping oneself inside a wet snuggie, sitting by a fire, and reading a nice book.
Note: this is NOT to be mistaken for sexual intercourse. There is no thrusting involved, and achieving orgasm is not the primary objective. This act is much like normal cuddling, but much more intimate.
Note: this is NOT to be mistaken for sexual intercourse. There is no thrusting involved, and achieving orgasm is not the primary objective. This act is much like normal cuddling, but much more intimate.
Kyle was feeling really horny, but his girlfriend Sophie just wanted to cuddle. They compromised, and crotch cuddled all night long.
by OG Vanilla Bone February 4, 2014
Get the Crotch Cuddlemug. When a guy has a few extra pounds on him, it's not fat, it's just extra cuddle muscle. because cuddling with soft things feels better.
Fat guy: "hey there pretty lady, how are you?"
lady: "fuck off fattie"
Fat guy: "its not fat girl, its cuddle muscle. You know you want in on this action."
lady: "fuck off fattie"
Fat guy: "its not fat girl, its cuddle muscle. You know you want in on this action."
by poopnaked May 9, 2013
Get the Cuddle Musclemug. by Landocommando41 December 20, 2019
Get the Dirty cuddlesmug. A term of endearment created to describe the most adorable girl to ever walk the Earth.
Similar to snuggle button.
Similar to snuggle button.
by ILA <3 November 23, 2010
Get the Cuddle Buttonmug. by TheManipulator August 20, 2014
Get the Cuddle Dickmug. The female version of a man putting another notch on his belt. The female version means the couple spent the night together but no sex was involved only cuddles.
by susan........... August 19, 2007
Get the Cuddle beltmug. The retarded name given to the soft toy of Madeline McCann, notice how the media sensationalised it by giving the cat capitals for the "name" of an inanimate object...
by Fat Balding Portugese Detective October 2, 2007
Get the Cuddle Catmug.