cuban shower

A cuban shower is when one can not use a regular shower they cleanse themselve by using the men's room sink.

Alternate definitions would pertain to the guy who can't figure out how to wash his hands with out diving into a public sink head first.

Often Drunks will take cubans in the public restroom of their favorite bar or tavern.

After Nick went to the bathroom he washed his hands, in doing so he got his pants all wet while leaning against the counter, Immediately he came back to the office and blamed George for taking another Cuban Shower.

by Delta II August 1, 2006

Cuban Sasquatch

The act of dumping onto your partners chest, then shaving the male anal pubes rolling it in the faeces on the partners to form a cigar shape and then leaving this to dry. Once dry you place the fresh cuban sasquatch up the male or female's anal passageway leaving some hanging out the end for you to set alight.

Man last night was mad I gave Denise a cuban sasquatch before bed and she loved it.

by manwithoutaspacebar October 18, 2010

Puerto Mexa-Cuban

describing an ambiguous latino complexion

Jose and Enrique are Puerto Mexa-Cubans

by FCS March 5, 2004

reverse cuban sasquatch

A term used for when a partner during sex shits on the other partners chest, gracefully trims pubes off from the other partner, then precedes to wrap the hairy shit with a piece toilet paper, then takes the shit wrap and sticks it in the partners butthole...usually in a guy named Brandon Sayre

Damn I gave that Reverse Cuban Sasquatch good to him last night

by The-Big-D November 4, 2013

cuban

A race of brown people who pretend to be white. In an ironic twist, they call other hispanics: spics,wetbacks,and beaners when the same terms are used to describe Cubans by white people. Instead of crossing over a land border from Mexico, they float on inner tubes across the ocean.

Rodriquez: Look at those filthy spics coming into our country.
Bob: Wait, aren't you Hispanic?
Rodriguez: No, I'm Cuban, that makes me white.
Bob: I see......

by Jason Anders March 22, 2008

Cuban Lover

An Extremely White guy going out with or fucking a cuban girl.

Look at that Cuban lover with that Badcatfosho.

by BloodyScissors July 28, 2007

cuban

1. someone who builds rafts and floats to america and are protected by the wet-foot dry-foot law. mexicans and other spanish people can bee confused for them because they also hitch rides with these people

2. a nationality that for some reason other hispanics are insulted for being called one

1. if you want an example so damn bad go to a floridian boat shop or hardware store and i would bet you 1/2 a grand theres at least one cuban working there

2. man #1: hey are you colombian
man #2: no
man #1: are you cuban?
man #2: imma kick your bitchass im puerto rican
(man #1 gets his ass rided up by a bunch of puerto ricans and gets dthe shit beaten outta him)
man #2: bitch dont call me that. that an insult.

by aniggathatlovesgurlsweed&money March 8, 2009