nipple cripple

The same thing as a Titty Twister or even a Purpler Nurple.
When someone surprises you by twisting your nipple round painfully.

I'm gonna get you, ya little bitch.
OK - Just don't give me a nipple cripple!

by The G Daddy September 9, 2003

Cripple

to fuck up someone or something

I’m bout to cripple this bitch

by daddykelvin November 21, 2019

Cajun Crippler

Covering ones fingers with Tabasco Sauce (or anything spicy) and then finger banging a girl.

Jim Bob ate a whole bucket of crawdads and then went home and gave Bobby Sue the Cajun Crippler

by mv86 February 11, 2008

Crippsing

To satisfy a woman sexually in a way that you probably shouldn't tell your mates about and then have her roll over once done and go to sleep. Then to tell your mates about it.

"She screamed like someone was murdering her then just rolled over and ignored me,...can you believe it!"

"You really shouldn't share stuff like that, you dillweed, now I'm going to have to tell everyone that your a loser who tells his mates stuff he should really not share. Let's name it Crippsing"

by Titleist69 November 13, 2009

crippling deppression

Something spread from watching freaking horrible Idubbz memes.

Hey, that guy has crippling deppression.

by Mr. C@rrot December 19, 2016

Cripps

A large error. A mistake with large consequences.

Derived from Dave Cripps - chief disastoror extrodinaire.

'Oh no, I've done a right Cripps here.'

'You've Crippsed that up good and propper.'

by Dr Jones March 23, 2005

swagger of a cripple

when you're walking with a swagger, but it's because you got injured.

Tom: Yo dude, Joe broke his leg
Bob: Haha yeah he's got the swagger of a cripple

by tgkoerxidx September 10, 2011