Corndog

Weenie in disguise.

i.e. Someone who thinks they're tuff because they have a buncha tattoos on their body/face. Or someone that dresses like a gangster, talks like a gangster, tries to walk like a gangster, or just act hard in general, when in reality they're as soft as baby shit. Just like a corndog is just a weenie thats been dipped in batter, underneath all that batter, its just a weener with a stick up its ass....

Your teardrop tattoos are not intimidating, Corndog.

by Brainsick June 19, 2017

Secret Corndog

When a man keeps his penis a secret so nobody will know he has a penis.

"Now, don't go telling anyone about that secret corndog!"

by Ur Especially Secret Corndog July 17, 2017

Connecticut Corndog

The act of taking a pancake and wrapping it around your erect penis proceded by violently jerking the pancake around the phallus until finishing in the pancake, often done with syrup. Best served while warm.

Hey man I fed my little sister my connecticut corndog leftovers this morning. She asked for pancakes and she got them, she later came back for seconds. YUM.

by Berry McCockinnner May 11, 2018

toilet corndog

A continual long log of shit that tapers into a point, similar to the stick portion of a corndog.

"I'm trying to pick a stall, but the handicap one has no toilet paper and the small one has a fat toilet corndog floating in it"

by Cucktagon April 13, 2020

The Corndog

The act of taking a shit on a plate and making your partner use it as a dipping condiment for a corn dog. They must consume all of the excrement by the end of the process.

Billy and I snuck away during the fair and did the Corndog in the bathroom.

by YoungSlickPen January 31, 2022

Corndogging

A sexual act wherein a female covers a penis in water and continues to lather her hands in corn flour, and then vigorously coats the male's penis, followed by the insertion of a flat round ended stick into the urethra in a sexual manner.

"Bruh, I brought this slampiece back to my pad last night and she totally corndogged me!"
"Ah man! What a dirty slooter!"
"Totes, got some mad dick slivers from too much corndoggin' this weekend!"
"That's some epic corndogging brochacho!"

by Corndog Malone July 12, 2018

CornDogged

Too use inflammatory, derogatory comments, and get knocked out easily afterwards.

“Man I can’t believe Jake said that, then got slept by that little dude”

“Yeah I heard he totally got CornDogged last night”

by Hercy May 15, 2025