prison continent

A.K.A Australia

We shipped those fugitives from those shores years ago and turned Australia into a prison continent.

by The Deportinator July 1, 2018

To be continued

A to be continued is a wank that you can't finish off for a specific reason. E.g someone's knocked on the door or you have to go to work.

(Lord Higginson) I cannot finish off my masturbation round. To be continued

by Tom 9740 August 26, 2013

Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues

The Single best video game ever created. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is almost completely perfect in every way. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues's only flaw is that it's just too good. Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is enjoyable from start to finish in and has no flaws. Released on November 17th, 2009 and made by Traveller's Tales, Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues is incredible. May we all praise Jon Burton for designing Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues and sleep with Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues in our arms every night to bring good luck.

Guy 1: Hey, have you ever played Lego Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues?
Guy 2: Why no I have no-
Guy 1: (stabs guy 2 in the throat repeatedly)

by Stupid_Homo-Sapien June 11, 2019

containment

The capture and storage of noxious fumes emanating from the anus by utilizing Tupperware plastic containers.

Johnny contained his farts. His mother regretted discovering and opening his multitude of containment vessels (Tupperware).

by BloodySwanson January 20, 2011

continuously

continuously

I/We continuously keep in contact with close friends to obtain beneficial information for my/our business

by ganukiter October 25, 2018

cum & continue

When you premature ejaculate (The Macca special) inside a girl & keep pumping away until you end up smashing with a floopy, obviously not telling her.

"How'd you go last night cob?"

"Yeah mate I did the old cum & continue, i am the fucking man. She had no idea!"

"Haha tricked ya bitch"

by NatureMan October 24, 2017

continental breakfast

A roll in bed with honey. Sexual. Told to me by some random older black guy on the train.

Jack: Why are you going to LA?
Steve: To see my girlfriend
Jack: Like for a Continental Breakfast?
Steve: Pretty much.
*High Fives*

by AwesomeMan666 January 10, 2006