CONFUCKEDICATE

The term used when describing man-kinds constant state of De-Evolution

WE ARE SO CONFUCKEDICATED AND CAUGHT UP IN THE "AMERICAN DREAM" WE HAVE FORGOTTEN OUR "NATTY ROOTS."

THE SLOW AND STEADY CONFUCKEDICATION OF OUR RACE BEGAN BEFORE OUR TIME.

by BE-THE-CHANGE-YOU-WANT-TO-SEE April 24, 2010

Confused child(:

A person being mentally slow or retarded. Usually mistaken with being high or intoxicated.(:

Jack:"Hey!How'd it go with Cindy?"
Seth:"Who?"
Jack: "Idiot, what do you mean 'who'?"
Seth:"Who the hell are you talking about dude!?"
Jack: "Your fucking girlfriend, man!"
Seth:"Oh, I got too much Corona and passed out at Sam's."
Jack: "I was with you retard! There was no Corona!"
Seth: " MillerLite?"
Jack: "You're just a Confused child(:,man."

by Youdon'tneedaknow(: May 15, 2010

confuckled

when you are under the blankets and you move around so much that your shirt gets completely twisted

Shitsnacks, I just got confuckled.

by catst18394 November 16, 2014

Confuckled

When someone is a mixture of confused and has no exact idea of what is going on.

Guy: She ate me then went to go watch TV

Girl: What? I'm confuckled?

by CallingChain February 20, 2015

Confucked

This is what happens when you are both confused and fucked at the same time.

I went to the Dr. today and he told me I had "Jumping Frenchman Disorder", I was totally confucked.

by humantheory November 7, 2011

Confuckled

Unsure whether to the front or back passage.

Shaun paused for a moment, confuckled with what to do next

by Shaun Gregory October 11, 2003

confuzled

when you are even more then confused your confuzled

triginomitry times pie is so cunfuziling i am now confuzled

by patman=awesomness799 June 13, 2010