Cocaine

Cocaine, colloquially known as a "painful erection lasting for more than 56 hours", was discovered by dentists in 1255. It was immediately exported all over Hollywood and Washington D.C. and remains the biggest party gag of the late '80s. Cocaine can be found in 98% of high school girls' lockers, the bloodshot eyes of late-night party-goers, in trace amounts under your nostrils, anywhere you can't feel, and at 5593 Persimmons St. in Branson, Missouri from a guy with a beard who's named "Truck". Otherwise that gold-digging bitch did it all and left you to go party at some high-class club where they don't even allow cell phones without Bluetooth. Girls love this stuff; it allows them to hold useless conversations for hours. It also makes for a fun time snorting it off of their tits and having really fun sex.

"Who needs cocaine when you've got heroin?"

by cokeandcola June 18, 2009

coca-cola

1. n. The other part of the classic meal.

1. I need 65 cents for a coke to complete my classic meal.

by James Wheaton March 22, 2005

cocainepowerwank

beating your self senseless after doing cocaine all night.

after doing this cocaine i'm going upstairs to have a cocainepowerwank over pictures of your mum......and dad!

by dax75 January 6, 2008

Coca Cola

The best soda/pop in the ENTIRE world. Well-known ALL over the planet, even in the most secluded rainforests. Kicks Pepsi's ass any day and reigns over all other types of cola.

Has a similar taste to magic combined with awesomeness and has a smell exactly as an angel.

This drink is perfect in any way, shape, form, smell, taste, and yes, even sound.

Its common nickname is Coke. No connections with the drug.

However, rumor says that the original Coke had Cocaine in it. How do you like them apples?

There have been reports saying that when someone drinks Coke, they feel like there throat is being fucked.
Common hand motion to this feeling is stroking the throat when the Coke goes down.

Best accompany to the classic Rum and Coke.

"Here is some Coca Cola to fuck the throat."

"Let this Coca Cola fuck your esophagus."

Guy: "Whoa! What is that wonderful sound and smell?
Girl: "Why that would be my Coca Cola."

Girl: "Don't bother giving me medicine through my IV, just give me Coca Cola!"

"Pepsi sucks and Coca Cola rules!"

by xxxxWHYNOTxxxx March 19, 2009

Cocaine in the Veins

A drink that is made by taking a jagerbomb and adding a shot of Bacardi 151 into it. It was invented as a more rockstar version of a liquid cocaine. Its slogan is "It doesnt fuck up your night. It fucks up your life."

Eric: how much has P had to drink? he looks fucked up.

Jim: he just did back to back Cocaine in the Veins..hes done for the night.

by Perrotta December 17, 2008

Crack Cocaine

A dangerous drug that's a freebase form of cocaine that can be smoked. Nicknames include rock, work, hard, iron, cavvy, base, or just crack. It's said to be the most addictive form of cocaine there is. It offers a short (but intense high).

Sara: "Did you hear that Rowan tried crack cocaine because his friends were doing it?"
Veronika: "Yeah man, wasn't surprised."

by SaraCatsky May 4, 2013

cocaine

yeyo; frank; bugar sugar; white; nose candy; lump; bumps; I think you get the idea

I used to fuck with white, but man that shit sucks. It tears your ass apart, you can't fuckin' sleep and you feel like shit the next day. All of the above can be overlooked if you get it for free.

by Sampson Simpson February 11, 2004