Combover

Someone who goes to great lengths to become something they are not but result in only fooling themselves.

You know those high school kids who wear muscle shirts and gold chains, style their hair like a man-tiara, go tanning so much they look like someone dipped them in orange dye? They think they're cool but, nope, they're a bunch of combovers.

by AR O'Reilly December 9, 2008

cogblock

When someone interrupts you and changes the subject, disrupting your train of thought.

Guy #1: I was watching true blood last night...
Guy #2: Yeah, Jessica Alba was hot in X-Men!
Guy #1: Jessica Alba was in fantastic four! Anna Paquin was in X-Men.
Guy #2: I love Michael Chiklis in The Shield.
Guy #1: What was I talking about?
Guy #2: True Blood.
Guy #1: Quit cogblocking me dude.

by CaptainCogBlock September 2, 2009

Codblocked

Prevented from being able to play Call of Duty because a friend and/or sibling is already playing it.

Yo, I'm gonna go play some Call of Duty!

Can't. Dave's already playing.

Darn. Codblocked again.

by Phoenix Warfunden July 25, 2010

Spontaneous Comblumpkin

The act of either :

A) Catching on fire whilst receiving blumpkin

B) Receiving blumpkin whist already on fire

or C) Someone who randomly but quickly (spontaneously) decides to give another blumpkin.

A) "Ohh this blumpkin is so good Karen!"
"WTFFF!! You just spontaneously comblumpkinned!"

B) "Oh shit my johnson's on fire!"
"Here, a little spontaneous comblumpkin will put that right out!"

C) "Dude, my girlfriend surprised the hell out of me yesterday for my birthday."

"Oh really? What'd she do?"

"She spontaneously comblumpkinned me!"

by Lucizzle December 16, 2009

cold cut cosby carl combo

a Cold Carl, whilst getting a Cosby sweater. you can receive them in any order, and you can get or give them. and can be received with or with out cheese.

"dude she was a freak!"
"how?"
"she gave me a Cold Cut Cosby Carl Combo!"
"omg no!"

by Pimp'o'hot carls April 18, 2010

complolmom

computer lol moment

a hilarious abbreviation perfect for any time, comprised by the always brilliant Sam Bruderlin

that chick tried to pay me out on facebook but she spelled her words incorrectly and looked like an idiot.

complolmom.

by dylaaaaaan November 12, 2010

Combofusion

A type of confusion that happen when you are confused by those who already are confused by the confusion!

I come out of the grocery store,the other day I see a locksmith trying to unlock my car door at the parking lot

dude, what you doing that's my car. .

the guy looking at me confused say, what do you think i am doing? you just told me to unlock your fricking car. .

before i even respond, the guy behind me yelled n say to the locksmith

It was me that told you that whats wrong with you

and he turn to me say what do you mean this is your car? I just lock myself out this is not your car!!

dude what a combofusion

turns out that he had exact same car and it was parked a few parking space down.

by Kiw K December 6, 2012