Colombian Breakfast

waking up and doing a line of cocaine to get your day off to the best possible start

Jack: "Wow Luke you seem very energetic and focused this morning!"
Luke: "Yeah I had a Colombian Breakfast, I'm feeling fucking fantastic! FUCK FRUIT AND FIBRE."

by broadsword March 16, 2014

Colonize

Thinking that all groups of white people (Europeans) colonized everything is ignorance, and it spreads like wildfire. You don't hear about many Russian or Polish colonies outside Europe/Eurasia. You don't hear about many parts of the world colonized by Eastern European groups. The Greeks also don't do much colonizing in recent history, so it's mainly been about 7 or 8 groups of Europeans (the Vikings did land in North America a thousand years ago) in recent history that did most of the colonizing worldwide (English, Dutch, German, French, Belgian, Spanish, Portugeuse, and Italian). Those 7 or 8 groups have had a lot of the influence in Europe, so people in other parts of the world wouldn't have any more time to differentiate between an Italian and a Bosnian than someone in Europe would have time to differentiate between a Tanzanian and a South African, thus theres a lot of assumptions and ignorance based on what people look like.

Not even every family in every country that did colonize other parts of the world was involved in colonization. There were people/families in England, France, Spain, Portugal, Italy, the Netherlands, Germany, and Belgium that didn't have the time on the money to go out and explore the world, look for gold, or enslave other groups. They were going to work for the same kinds of people that were colonizing other parts of the world.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

royal colonic

Noun. (n) When one pops the cork of a Champagne bottle using one's sphincter, thus allowing the champagne to erupt into the anal canal.

Zach: Wow, just had the best royal colonic, I'm feeling real fresh now..

by jack sallisse November 24, 2013

Colombian Sauna

The way a car smells and feels after someone has smoked a considerable amount of marijuana inside of it, of course, with the windows rolled up.

Sam: Its so hot and smokey in your car man!

John: Yeah its like a Colombian Sauna.

Sam: Thats my favorite kind of sauna. ;)

by SassySam July 13, 2012

Colombian neck-tie

Slitting a man's throat and pulling his tongue out through the hole; Invented by Colombian Drug lord Pablo Escobar

Yo did you see that guy's toung comming out through his slit throat? that shit called the Colombian neck-tie

by AC December 23, 2003

Colonizer

A racial Slur for white people, often more specifically towards white men.
Inoffensive and historically inaccurate it does little more than to let you know someone is an ignorant racist.

verb; *Colonized* A slur used to spread hate to other poc for having a positive relationship with a Caucasian.

*white person exists*
racist: Colonizer!

*poc dates a white person*
racist: Dumb bitch let herself get colonized!

by Jyamall January 5, 2021

Colombian Chronic

A type of stress (marijuana leaf, no bud) which is laced in cocaine.

hey joe! pass that colombian chronic over here man!

by Yamma-San March 24, 2003