Collin

Nice doesn't care what some people think tired plays video games hates fortnite.

Idk Collin

by Stupidheads to p if isjfjc November 9, 2018

Collier

A rather intelligent person, usually good with computers. Also can describe a person that frequently has troubles with women. Coined by James Waldingford III, of Ireland.

That dude in the front row there is such a collier.

by xmehicox October 19, 2009

Jacob Collier

An extremely talented 25-year-old man, hailing from London, England. He's a master of harmonization, chords, and microtones. He understands music theory like it's his first language. Collier owns multiple instruments and learned them all on his own- an audidact, if you will. He also has perfect pitch and really is a fun guy, along with possessing a tremendous amount of talent that most, if not all musicians wish they could have. Some people envy him and try to belittle his music, saying he's "just a white boy who uses autotune." Others look up to him as an inspiration. He's also quite a handsome fella, if I do say so myself..

Person 1: Hey, have you ever listened to Jacob Collier? He's a real fuckin' genius. 21st-century Mozart!

Person 2: Oh, that show-off white kid with the spiky Asian-boy hair? He's nothing special, honestly. Shit artist.

Person 1: What? No, you probably don't understand what he really does. You don't have to be a huge fan of his music, but the work he puts into it is truly amazing. Not to mention he plays hundreds of instrume-

Person 2: Would you shut up? I know he's a talented fuck, that's why I hate him. All he does is flex. Cocky jerk.

Person 1: ooook

by confused nick face June 18, 2020

Lauren Collins

Lauren Collins is the girl behind the ultra-cool Paige Michalchuk on Degrassi: The Next Generation. She's really cool and nothing like her alter-ego. She wants to be in a movie like The Breakfast Club and she's really close to her family. She thinks her co-star and one of her best friends, Adamo, is smoking hot. She's best friends with Adamo and Stacey. She used to be a Disney star, but she realized she could do better than that and graduated to Degrassi. She's a natural brunette.

"Remember that blonde girl who was on the Disney channel?"
"Oh, you mean Ashley Tisdale?"
"Hell no! I'm talking about the talented blonde girl, named Lauren Collins!"

by wtffff shut up May 18, 2007

Phil Collins

My answer to some of "definitions" already here:

"Mr. Collins normally sings out of tune, but his vocal harmonizers and pitch correctors fix all that."
No- go listen to one of his live performances, he is RIGHT on pitch every single time.

"Listen closely to any of his songs (even the Genesis ones) and you'll notice how his voice is always doubled and slightly echoed."
Yeah, that's called singing harmony you dunce. You sing a song two times, once in the melody and once in the harmony. Then you overlay the two and you get something that sounds wonderful.

"On the song "In the Air Tonight", about 2 minutes into the track, the filters are tweaked so that there are 3 versions of his voice singing at the same time - the 'normal' filtered version, a comical low pitched version, and his real voice. The low, weak, screechy, high voice in the background is his real singing voice."
Yeah, once again- three times recorded to make a harmony.

"Oh and FYI, the 'drum solo' on "In the Air..." was done on a drum machine, so I really don't know how it is considered a solo when a machine is playing it throughout the whole song."
If you've ever watched a Collins documentary, he explains why he did so- because he wanted to keep a constant beat and anyone good drummer would have tweaked it and detracted attention from the lyrics.

"But once again, he is a great drummer..."
Yes, yes he is.

Phil Collins is not a fag, he's not stupid, he is sincere, humble, and a fantastic singer with a great voice and perfect pitch.

Person 1: Dude. Phil Collins CANT sing but he is a great drummer.
Person 2: Oh really? I'd like to hear you sing in perfect pitch- both the harmony and the melody.

by trevor.morgan.fan April 25, 2008

Collins

Person with this name is claimed to have intense skills that are needed in the basic world. Often in a jolly mood inside, and is more than ideal for activities related to intimate relationships and is more than successful in life.

I wish I was Collins!

Dude, I should start calling you Collins since your luck is one of the Irish.

by anna156 February 24, 2009

Phil Collins

A character from Trailer Park Boys. Phil Collins is named after a British guy nobody cares about. Phil is a local cheeseburger enthusiast and manages a motel. He gets increasingly mad when one stares at his rather large gut. Phil is often seen selling mackerel and trout in liquor store parking lots. He also owns a mobile cheeseburger shop with his boys called the Dirty Burger.

Bubbles: "Who do I know the greasy bastard from? Holy fuck boys, it's Phil Collins!"

Phil: "Hey Bubbles. wanna buy some trout?"

by AnarchyStocking May 14, 2011