caddyshack

To defecate while being submerged (up to at least the top of the ass) in a fluid, usually water.

I was in the tub and, God help me, I couldn't hold it in. I straight up Caddyshacked that bitch.

by Spencer Smuckles November 16, 2006

Chadd

One who has sexual fantasies of the deceased. Usually a closet necrophiliac

Dude, did you hear what Jonny said yesterday? It sounded like something a Chadd would say.

by IzzyAnger August 16, 2009

caddywhompus

Refers to all that is crazy. It's kinda like a back-woods slang word.

"Throw thatlure in da' water; it'll make all da' fish go caddywhompus!"

by Brandon November 17, 2004

Caddywomp

1. To be off kilter or off balance
2. Not fitting squarely in a box. Often used in construction terms.

With these amateur workers, the building is bound to be caddywomped.

by John Logan February 23, 2008

caddywompus

caddywompus is a surprisingly common misspelling of the word, "cattywampus"; generally defined as an arrangement of objects not lined up or not arranged correctly, or diagonally or "(in this case) an aircraft such as a drone flying chaotically . An example of something cattywampus are the positions of the items on the top of a coffee table after a two year old has been playing with them and moving them around.

That drone flew all caddywompus; it did huge toliet bowls and acted like it had a mind of its own.

by Telephony June 2, 2018

Corn clad cowpatties

Shit, turds, droppings, particularly after one has eaten corn. Usually left floating in the bowl as a surprise for the next visitor.

That stall was disgusting. Some asshole left the toilet full of corn clad cowpatties!

by anonymous non-flusher October 21, 2008

Caddy Wampus

What old people say to kids to try and help them during the debacle of trying to fit a couch out an apartment door

You've got to caddy wampus the couch to get it out the door -or- You're caddying more than im wanpusing!Our caddy to wampus ratio is off!

by Couch Boy March 2, 2009