Chommie

A chommie is an Afrikaans slang word for friend. The word Chommie (along with Chum) is the slang version of the Afrikaans word Tjommie meaning "buddy." --Thanks Nami

I'm going to a braai with my chommies! Wanna come?

by Jinho87 September 9, 2011

chompy

The process of eating a biscuit (particularly Hob-Nobs) badly creating a large quantity of crumbs and making everyone else in the room feel sick. This also applies to the consumption of sandwiches and is particularly relevant where the sandwich contains mayonnaise. 28_F 451_.

Morris is a chompy cunt.

by Bollock-Chops March 4, 2004

chompage

When someone sucking your dick bites down really hard, often bruising or cutting the sensetive tissues of the penis. This often occurs by accident when a someone is giving their partner "road-head" or the act of giving a blowjob to someone driving a car.

Pronounced "chomp-age"

Man, I dumped that bitch after she gave me some rude chompage!

by nixonsfinest July 13, 2010

Chompol

A kid named after his moms favorite food chipotle. A kid with a very small dick.

His mom was eating chipotle at the hospital and thought of namin his son chompol.

by Supermanhater585 October 5, 2016

noam chomsky

A synonym for "know what I'm sayin," except a shorter, more ran-together version.

"Noam Chomsky man?"
"Oh, I know what you're Chomsky."

by Deskin' October 19, 2007

chomedy

An event that occurs in which something is SO FUNNY that it surpasses the rules and regulations of comedy, and becomes CHOMEDY. Often times, when something chomical happens, the person witnessing the event will scream, flail their arms, kick their legs, jump, throw something, or a combination of the 5 because it's the only thing that they can think to do to express how they feel. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the unnoficial King of Chomedy.

Verbal example.

Mitchell: Hey Kyle you gotta get over here, Rizzo's in the backyard rubbing mud all over himself and he's shouting "COME ON!!! COME ON!!! KILL ME I'M HERE KILL ME!!!"
Kyle: Are you serious? (Screams, and throws phone) That's Chomedy!

by Kyle Ligenza March 1, 2008

banana chomper

Someone who sucks alot of Dicks.

She's such a Banana Chomper

by SoNotRandom November 12, 2016