Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.

Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."

by SeanBreezy209 May 30, 2015

captain's choice

When you don't care about how good or bad someone is at what they do or any of their character flaws, you just enjoy the guiltless pleasure of spending time with them. Synonym, freudenfreud

Dave picked out the most killer bakery to meet at last time so he get's captain's choice on the next venue that we go to.

by karma dogma darma October 16, 2024

Users choice

YouTuber sibling duo Weston and Kalynn Koury mention ‘users choice’ potty talk. When on the toilet you have 3 or 4 options. 1 piss. 2 shit. 3 other. 4 users choice. Never feel restricted to 3 and be creative!

Mannn I gotta go to the bathroom. I gotta pee but... maybe I’ll go with a users choice!

by theoneandonlygenius March 13, 2021

Sparker's Choice

The decision you have to make when you have one good punch, but there are two available targets

I heard Bones ran into some trouble with a couple of fellas down the boozer last night. Ended up taking the bigger one out on a sparker's choice

by jesselujack27 November 28, 2015

Your Body My Choice

Reversed meaning of the phrase:" My Body, My choice" its used to annoy feminists

"Your Body My Choice" said to a feminist to shut them up

by R_l_T November 12, 2024

Quetzalcoatols Choice

A brand of coffee on the simpsons

Quetzalcoatols Choice! Tastier than a human heart

by Pseud-A-Nym December 20, 2022

choice board

An awful slave of homework that only nurds complete before the last day until it’s do

I hate Ms Ellis because of our choice boards

by Big pp gang member 567896948 October 22, 2019