Chess

A “sport” which became largely popular in recent times because all of the popular kids in school started playing it.

An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends.

Friend: Let’s go! I just destroyed this noob!

Me: Nice. What game was it?

Friend: Oh, it was chess.

Me: Never talk to me again, you wet wipe.

by Fr*nch Weirdo 69 May 15, 2023

major chess

The act of being moves ahead, in such a multi-layered, sophisticated process, that no one outside of the gamer's own mind even has a biscuit of what is going on until days, weeks or even months later, maybe even never, unless informed in great detail or being a Major Chess player themselves

Man, I didn't see it at the time but all those seemingly reckless bombings that Trump was getting up to, hell that didn't end so bad. The world is at peace now, this was MAJOR Chess

by MajorChess October 10, 2019

stupid chess

People who feel they are superior to people but are uneducated.

I hate stupid chess because people have lost the ability to teach themselves.

Stupid chess is not something you choose to play.

by Best matty April 8, 2024

Chess tournament

Chess tournament

Me and Joe are playing in a chess tournament

by Savvy827 October 30, 2021

sexy chess

chess but whoever loses has to do whatever sexual thing the other person wants.

Girl: I just beat u in sexy chess. Now be a good little boy and eat me out.
Boy: yes mommy 🥺

by singlelesbian521 December 24, 2022

Chess

A game that only gay people play. (Why are you making moves on another man)

Rick: Hey John, do you wanna play chess?

John: No, chess is gay, like why are you making moves on another man?

Rick: Good point.

by Abchannel12 November 17, 2023

4 D chess move

An action or " move" that is not anticipated

" I think what Freddie did back there was a 4 D chess move or something "

by Brother jack December 2, 2024