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Cheater

When you already committed to a college but you went to another college’s recruiting event for free chicken tenders and t shirts so your friend calls you a cheater as a joke, but your math teacher thinks that the two of you are dating so he starts yelling at you in front of the class about how bad cheating is. The teacher goes on a twenty minute rant about his ex and how they were cheated on and how it broke their heart. The teacher looks at you dead in the eyes and says “once a cheater always a cheater”. Meanwhile you’re trying to control your shaking shoulders and tears as you are literally about to burst from holding in your laughter for the last 20 minutes.
by reallyrealdefinitiongenerator November 27, 2021
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Brad Chenner

A group of incompetent executives who lack the intelligence, knowledge and understanding of common sense. They lack the ability to be cost effective. This is the combination of multiple names combined into one.
Wow..that douche bag just pulled a Brad Chenner. That makes no sense whatsoever!
by Bag O Douche' June 25, 2009
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Ear-cleaners

The type of headphones that poke really deep into your ear, to block out all other sound. If ears aren't cleaned regularly, they will attract earwax
Steve: Dude, I loaned Jim my ear-cleaners and when he gave them back, they were covered in his earwax...

Tomothy: ugh thats so gross, he should clean his ears more
by puu^3dz0rz September 8, 2010
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weed cheater

When you have plans with a friend to get high, but first you have to get high before you go over there.
"Hes a weed cheater, and never throws down"
by Zombri corp. July 25, 2014
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Taint Cleaner

cleaner you use to scrub and clean your taintal area
WOW he has some nice taint cleaner
by Janis tanter September 14, 2018
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Battleship cheater

A person who uses sleight of hand to move a ship on their own board in which the opponent successfully hit, and now becomes a miss. This tactic is almost always done when there is nobody else watching over the game, as it's difficult to prove that the person cheated otherwise. These kind of people are so obsessed with winning that winning is more important to them than friends, or even family. They're usually left to sit at the dinner table alone each night.

The most common Battleship cheaters are around 30-45 years of age and usually involves a stepson because they are insecure of losing a game to a 10 year old, even if said game is based almost entirely on luck.
Kid #1: "A4!"
*Stepdad scratches head with one hand while moving his Cruiser to the B row*
Stepdad: "Miss!"
Kid #2: "Hey I saw you move your ship. I cannot believe you are a Battleship cheater!"
by IronicParadox84 March 8, 2019
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Butt cleaner

When you are in the bathroom pooping or peeing and when you are done you use the butt cleaner to clean your butt with water
by Jad19273 January 30, 2020
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