Spawn of satan, who will rip you to pieces, disguised as a harmless ball of fur sometimes wearing a sombrero.
by Olivetheolive July 27, 2014
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by Olivetheolive July 27, 2014
Get the Cat mug.A common pet who is often mistaken for being 'smart' when actually they're sarcastic bastards. Pretty much the opposite of a dog. You are either a cat person or a dog person - NEVER both.
They like to think they're so cute rubbing themselves against everything when they're really just whores that eat fish
They like to think they're so cute rubbing themselves against everything when they're really just whores that eat fish
1: What is that strange creatures over there?
2: Well, It can't be a dog. It keeps jumping on fences like it owns the place.
1: It must be a Cat then. Stupid bastard thinking it owns the country.
2: Little Catty Bastard.
2: Well, It can't be a dog. It keeps jumping on fences like it owns the place.
1: It must be a Cat then. Stupid bastard thinking it owns the country.
2: Little Catty Bastard.
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Get the Cat mug.An animal that is really good at hunting, is pretty intelligent, and an animal that some people think is the worst animal to exist. I mean, how retarded do you have to be to not know what a rabbit is?
Or an animal that people compare to dogs, because its the most common pet to have, I guess. Both dogs and cats rock, okay? Just shut the fuck up, have a fantastic day, and a moment of peace.
Or an animal that people compare to dogs, because its the most common pet to have, I guess. Both dogs and cats rock, okay? Just shut the fuck up, have a fantastic day, and a moment of peace.
Ignorant person: Dude, cats are fucking evil.
Person with brains: Are you fucking kidding me? I have a cat and he keeps rabbits out of my fields all the time!
Ignorant person: Yep, still evil for killing rabbits.
Person with brains: You don't even know that rabbits are pests and are worth only meat, are you mentally ill?
Ignorant person: Rabbits are cute.
Person with brains: So?
Person with brains: Are you fucking kidding me? I have a cat and he keeps rabbits out of my fields all the time!
Ignorant person: Yep, still evil for killing rabbits.
Person with brains: You don't even know that rabbits are pests and are worth only meat, are you mentally ill?
Ignorant person: Rabbits are cute.
Person with brains: So?
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