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Cat

A common pet who is often mistaken for being 'smart' when actually they're sarcastic bastards. Pretty much the opposite of a dog. You are either a cat person or a dog person - NEVER both.

They like to think they're so cute rubbing themselves against everything when they're really just whores that eat fish
1: What is that strange creatures over there?
2: Well, It can't be a dog. It keeps jumping on fences like it owns the place.
1: It must be a Cat then. Stupid bastard thinking it owns the country.
2: Little Catty Bastard.
by Alexx The Oracle March 31, 2015
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Cat

Spawn of satan, who will rip you to pieces, disguised as a harmless ball of fur sometimes wearing a sombrero.
by Olivetheolive July 27, 2014
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Cat

Spawn of satan, who will rip you to pieces, disguised as a harmless ball of fur sometimes wearing a sombrero.
by Olivetheolive July 27, 2014
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Cat

the slang word for monkey ; monkey : the slang word for pussy
Ayyo kool aid let me touch that cat !
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Cat

An animal that is really good at hunting, is pretty intelligent, and an animal that some people think is the worst animal to exist. I mean, how retarded do you have to be to not know what a rabbit is?

Or an animal that people compare to dogs, because its the most common pet to have, I guess. Both dogs and cats rock, okay? Just shut the fuck up, have a fantastic day, and a moment of peace.
Ignorant person: Dude, cats are fucking evil.
Person with brains: Are you fucking kidding me? I have a cat and he keeps rabbits out of my fields all the time!
Ignorant person: Yep, still evil for killing rabbits.
Person with brains: You don't even know that rabbits are pests and are worth only meat, are you mentally ill?
Ignorant person: Rabbits are cute.
Person with brains: So?
by PI55 September 1, 2018
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Cat

The worst animal to have as a pet.
by noahmoneykiller May 17, 2022
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Cat

a fucking evil creature that will mess up your life and then seduce you with their eyes. a fucking demon
person 1 "hey i just got a cat."
person 2 "so we'll hang out at my house from now on?"
by that one fucking idiot October 15, 2019
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