capital dick

Someone who has acted well above the standards of a normal dick, also known as the king of dicks.

"Did you hear he cheated on his girlfriend AGAIN? Yeah, the guy's a capital dick."

by ThisisAlicia August 16, 2009

Washington Capitals

Shititest team in hockey that bends around shoving their sticks deep in there assholes. After each game they proceed by having gay sex with chosen members of the coaching staff.

Idris-"Wow, I sure do love them Washington Capitals"

Bob-"Ya dude your a fucking faggot"

by shitywok33 June 23, 2011

Racial Capitalism

A form of capitalism in which parties capitalize on the idea of them being progressive or them favoring any person who is in a racial minority (in the region) or any woman.

This can be done through propaganda, advertisements, misleading or false data, or by hiring mostly racial minorities or women.

Many colleges are using racial capitalism.

by 🐖 🍴 July 2, 2018

Delhi capitals

Delhi capitals is an ipl team which is the father of all ipl teams and a legendary team in indian premiere league history ( a t20 league in india ) delhi capitals have won 7 ipl trophies and teams like mumbai indians is nothing in front of delhi capitals

which is the best team in t20 league history - Delhi capitals

by Mahek671 January 15, 2021

Capital One

They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…

What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!

Crapital One

BANK OF THE MISERLY

Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.

Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..

by LickmykickStand May 13, 2022

incorrect capitalization

to lose. to be worse at everything especially in the act of 'poking' on Facebook.

Ellie used incorrect capitalization, so she is a failure.

by better thank Ellie October 21, 2011

Anarcho-capitalism

An idea so absurdly contradictory that, if ever implemented, would result in the decimation of any rights you ever had and ultimately devolve back into feudalism. Would also incinerate the planet faster than capitalism ever could.

Anarcho-capitalism is what happens when you sleep through history class.

by Clay_ July 17, 2022