Calvin is a god with unprecedented intelligence. in ancient text it is regarded that the core of the Earth is actually his massive brain. He looks like the embodiment of beauty and harbors the ability to court even the most stubborn and tough women. His ability to boink women is insane as is the size of his adjustable log made fit any women’s need;).
The archeologists discovered one of many depictions of Calvin in a boinking party, of course as the only male.
by Totally-Not-Calvin November 24, 2021
Get the Calvinmug. The meanest person you'll ever meet. You always have to buy his lunch and he never pays you back. He will abuse your girlfriend for no reason. He wants you to split up with your girlfriend so he can have you back as a best friend cause he thinks she is a bitch.
by Nikky Da Luck October 19, 2010
Get the Calvin Chenmug. Calvin is a very orange man, he gets salty when called orange and usually is freckled. I have a big Succulent relationship with calvin and a juicy future ahead. He also beat ninja 3 times and can change his hair color
Calvin is orange.
by Rammit Imma Ash August 3, 2020
Get the Calvinmug. Calvin- a strikingly handsome, hawt bald man that all women want to be with. Although he catches the eye of women with his looks, his heart is most beautiful. He is a caring, loving individual that will support his mate in every fashion.
by QueenPFlo September 8, 2018
Get the Calvinmug. by cpilled January 22, 2023
Get the Calvinmug. A really friendly guy with short hair at the sides and curly on top, a swimmer that barley ever bothers with anything.
by maxliter12 February 19, 2018
Get the calvin frymug.