Calvin lowe is a female dog (bitch) who only cares for himself and his feelings. He’s a guy who leads you on and tell you when it’s too late.
by Calvin gf November 29, 2021

This totally hot guy with great hair (like me) and all the girls love him. He is such a chad and REALY straight man.
by Calamity 69!!! January 21, 2022

(Noun) Describes when a friend partied too hard and is hungover and swears off partying the next weekend but is then easily coerced midweek once he has a chance to recover.
Calvin says he doesn’t want to go out this weekend.
Just wait a couple of days and ask Wednesday Calvin.
Just wait a couple of days and ask Wednesday Calvin.
by kh1985 November 30, 2021

by johnathanhasabigdona October 30, 2019

This term refers to a big thick mixed race monkey who is situated in a sad hobble apartment with his gay brother he lurks waiting to ground pound and send a shocking quack through the planet and use his black belly rolls to his advantage
by Angry-pig August 26, 2025

Calvin is an angsty guy who occasionally homie hops. He storms around the neighborhood being a creep and is typically a downer but can sometimes bring some excitement. He has a weird attraction to his family members specifically his sister. Overall Clavin is a unique individual who tries hard but isn't that hard.
by Potatoes03 August 9, 2022

The only reason I like the government pathways...
He has the GREATEST plans 🤩😂
And also he is DEFINITELY in love with Henry STICKVIN SHIP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
so yeh
Also don't talk about VH or I'll cry 😭😭😭
He has the GREATEST plans 🤩😂
And also he is DEFINITELY in love with Henry STICKVIN SHIP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
so yeh
Also don't talk about VH or I'll cry 😭😭😭
Charles Calvin is the only legitimate reason to like the government pathways P.S I just got VH and I'm still crying so go away 😡😭
by SandwichBananaFace December 21, 2021
