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Calvin is a bitch who dont take showers he has dandruff and cheese curds dropping onto his shirt he always beats his dog and eats rabbit dookie no one likes calvin, if you ever meet a calvin... RUN
by Phil Ronky March 27, 2019
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Calvin

I love Calvin, because he founded the royal bloods!
by cpilled January 22, 2023
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Calvin

a polypeptide of a human that is a severe listener to deathcore
I loved it when Calvin said it's calvinning time and then calvinned all over those guys
by Gaysexhaver69 December 23, 2022
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Calvin

Calvin, a guy who looks for hot Russian man in his area and sucks dick for a living
This Calvin guy has a micro penis
by Prabhdeep June 26, 2022
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Na-calvin

“Oy kumusta na yung nililigawan mo?"
"Ayon, na-calvin ako haha"
by binarurot April 5, 2022
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Calvin

Someone who runs really fast but bikes super slow(slow = usain bolt). Tromboner. Anyone would be lucky to date him! Makes you feel like there’s no one else in the entire world but you two. He will even try to play piano pieces with you even though you suck. Calvin is the type to suddenly become amazing at tennis in 10 min. Any flaws? Nope. Zodiac sign? Compatible with yours. Always cherish the moments you get to spend with Calvin.
Calvin, you’re a great driver, thank you for not getting in a car crash while I’m in the car!!
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