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Calm your tits

Something you say when your girl is getting a little too excited/anxious/nervous/etc.

Variation of "Smooth your boobs" "give your chest a rest" "adjust your bust before you combust" "hakuna yo tatas".
Mindy: I can't believe you were flirting with Cindy! We're DATING Tom! Where is your LOYALTY?! How am I supposed to raise our unborn child?!
Tom: Wait... We have a child?
Mindy: That's besides the point. WHY WERE YOU LEADING HER TOWARDS THE BEDROOM?! IN MY OWN HOUSE?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
Tom: Calm your tits, Mindy, Cindy's my cousin. Besides, you've banged Cindy, Sandy, Quinn, and Nate before.
Mindy: *walks away muttering* Well, so have you...
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 27, 2017
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Calm Down

When a person waves their arms in a downward motion saying the words "Calm Down"
Josh the founder of "calm down"
Steve: " YOOO MAN WHATSS GOINN ONNN
Josh: "calm down" ~waves arms~
by RBOUT99 December 23, 2008
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Calm Down, You’re going nuts

A response for when a person is really into whatever they’re talking about. They don’t need to be getting super excited about it, but in their head they need to calm down with whatever it is.
Cory: Dude have you seen the new episode of Entourage? Its so funny. The characters all get laid at once.
Niel: Calm Down, You’re going nuts
by MisterPoops January 25, 2009
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calm your sack

the "calm down" of horniness.

can be applicable to ladies aswell.
guy: oh man i want you so bad

girl: woah woah there, calm your sack these legs ain't open for no one except my boyfriend!
by The Calm yo Sack Man November 16, 2011
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calmlax

hey joe, calmlax!
geez..
by lorinboborin March 11, 2008
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calm your willy down

Being ever so thankful for the offer of help to fix the car he was told to "calm your willy down!"
by makurious December 1, 2009
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calm the fuck you

When you're having a stroke and say, "calm the fuck you" instead of down.
by ADarkTeddyBear December 13, 2018
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