Guy on the couch

When you are in an odd-numbered person situation and everyone else pairs off to do something fun (usually sex) and you're left by yourself on the couch to watch t.v., play video games, eat leftovers, do something not as fun as everyone else. In horror movies, this character is usually the first one to die to demonstrate how the monster works.

"Hey man! How was the party last night?"

"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."

by Big Danny T January 27, 2014

couch cuddling

To hold someone in one's arm showing love and affection while ur sitting on a couch.

Ur partner and u are sitting on a couch and he wants to show his affection so he sleeps on ur lap this is couch cuddling.

by Heenafacts November 27, 2013

Couch Bombing

The act of driving around town looking for couches people have put out for garbage, picking them up spacious vans, and loading them all into a singular persons backyard.

Small enough to move, big enough to be a nuisance for the recipient.

If I had a nickle for every time you couchbombed me I would have like twenty five cents you fecking pricks. I fecking hate couch bombing"

by MC. Kirbstomp July 23, 2010

Black Couch

Refering more to a Casting Couch, mainly used in pornography.

Also as slang to calling a person a slut, or hoe.

Damn girl, I'll put you on a black couch

by Theleach August 7, 2014

Couch Strike

a strike thrown from the seated position (usually a couch) in wii bowling, thus elevating the game to an entirely new level.

Dave was throwing strikes and then I challenged him to up the game and bowled a couch strike.

by lolita83 July 5, 2009

Couch Vodka

The distilled essence of couch potato. It takes years of couch potato behavior to achieve couch vodka status.

Yeah, my roommates and I were couch potatoes during undergrad. I'm still so lazy that I've graduated to couch vodka while working on my Ph.D.

by Doctor Snax July 16, 2010

Couch Patrol

When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.

Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!

by Big N64 February 25, 2009