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Butthole baby diet

The giver sprinkles a ramen noodles seasoning packet in the ass of the receiver while the receiver boils the 0 gram transfat noodles in the asshole of the giver. The couple then scissors their buttholes until the noodles and seasoning mix. Then you eat it while watching dumb and dumber 2
Michael gave me the butthole baby diet last night and I am still shitting out seasoning.
by Barneybigdick January 27, 2015
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Loose Butthole

1. Something that puts you in discouraging situations like bad advice from someone or hanging out with a douchebag.

2. Can be used to describe a crappy night/party/event.

3. Term used frequently by the main characters Blake, Adam, and Anders in the comedy central show Workaholics.
1. That tip you gave us was SO loose butthole man!

2. Person 1: Wow dude this night was loose butthole for sure.

Person 2: The loosest.
by Token Hippie November 13, 2011
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butthole game

The object is to make the "okey-dokey" symbol with your hand (under the waist) and get another person to look at it. You can get lucky by just holding it sometimes, but sometimes you need to be clever about it.
If the other person looks you can punch them in the arm.
Prima: "Hey dude, I bruised my leg yesterday kicking this random person's ass, look."
(Prima makes sign on knee)
Segunda: "Really? Let me se- FFFUUU-"
(Prima proceeds to punch Segunda in the arm)

And THAT is the point of the butthole game.
by Dr.Anonymous December 23, 2009
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butthole

I surfed suzie's butthole.
by buzz osbourne April 28, 2003
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butthole surfing

When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.
My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.
by The Edgehead June 5, 2009
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Butthole Lynching

When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.
I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.
by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006
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Buttgoblin

An insult used to describe a person who is seen to spend a great deal of his/her time with some part of their anatomy inside the asses of other people.
Jill: So what did you do last night Kevin?

Kevin: Well to start the night off I decided to go stick my tongue in Dave's ass, then I spent a couple of hours reaching around inside Lucy's ass, then I played with my own ass for a while, and then I just felt like I needed to assfuck someone so I gave Alex a call.

Jill: Damn Kevin you're such a buttgoblin!
by Raymayne April 4, 2010
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