burn trees

- to smoke marijuana. It is used during casual conversation in attempt to determine if a person also burns trees, because only a fellow tree burner would know what the speaker is talking about.
Also used when inquiring about products.

"Hey man, do you burn trees?"
"Um.. yeah, when the time is right"
"Wanna come up and blaze?"

"Ring"
"Hello?"
"I'm interested in trees"
"Can't help you today man, sorry"

by LikwidCirkel October 3, 2009

Burning The Pork

Another term for jerking off.

Person 1: "Is Kelly done with that estimate yet!?!?"
Person 2: "...nah, dudes been Burning The Pork all morning"

by GRIZZLY PIPPINS February 28, 2019

burn water

to burn water is an expression meaning someone is so terrible at cooking that they can burn water

"I always pack a lunch when I go to Stacy's house, her mom could burn water."

by anonymous February 7, 2022

Burn Gurn

The process of moving hot food around one's mouth in order to avoid burning.

Man, look at Adam doing the burn gurn. That pasta must be well hot.

Aaron's bird is so ugly, she looks like she's permanently doing the burn gurn.

by eddy1978 April 30, 2011

Burning Twice

When one eats spicy foods and proceeds to shit fire.

After eating spicy Mexican food, Jim ended up burning twice that night over the toilet.

by eddieptex June 18, 2010

Burn to me

Adverb: 1. when something embarrassing, or a diss happens to you, this is the response you would say.

(no one sits with you on the bus)

"no one sitting with me, oh my god BURN TO ME!"

by jackjack12 September 27, 2011

burn deal

When you make plans to do something with someone, and then not go without notice.

"Doode, what happened to our plans for the movie on Friday? Burn Deal!"

by succcccka January 30, 2008