Bulgarian Ultra Cricket

A game in which whenever it's name, "Bulgarian Ultra Cricket" is said, everyone who knows about it must punch the person closest to them, then quickly get away and say "I'm sorry!" before the person can hit them back.

The person who says the name can not punch, or be punched, by anyone else.

Gary: Bulgarian Ultra Cricket
Tori: *punches nearest person* "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Bulgarian Ultra Cricket Sorry punch game apologize run

by Tetheas September 8, 2010

Bulgarian Chunk job

Similar to the blow job, the Bulgarian Chunk Job involves a girl giving oral sex but with a surprise ending. There are variations on the details but the punch line is she vomits the semen back up on your dick. This is not to say she spits it out, she must actually throw up. This can be initiated by poking her tonsil with your dick or having really really nasty semen etc. This is not made up. I know someone who had this happen to him.

Johns dick was so long it made that girl's bj turn into a bulgarian chunk job!

by Elihasabigcock August 23, 2009

Belmar Backstreet Boys

This isn't a term so much as it is a label. It refers to all of the tools that live in Belmar New Jersey, USA. Unfortunately, Belmar Backstreet Boys represent the majority of the population. They are loud, boisterous, and cocky. This cockiness can arise as a result of the ingestion of human growth hormone. However, it also arises from an inexplicable sense of entitlement. If you're trying to spot an undercover Belmar Backstreet Boy, they can usually be heard signaling each other through their use of terms of endearment. One such term of endearment is "bro."

Bry-"Hey John, wanna surf?"
John-"Chill bro...I'm in a meeting."
Bry-"I'm relaxed, all I did was ask a question."
John-"I'll get back to you when I reconnect with the rest of the Belmar Backstreet Boys."

Ticklish Pete-"Hey John, would you mind bringing my surfboard to Nick's since you stole it 3 years ago and I haven't seen it since."
John-"Bro, calm down, OK bro? Damn bro..."

by b Money333 June 24, 2009

Bulgarian Farmhouse

The act of receiving a blow job from a woman while your butt is filled with peanut butter and a small dog is licking it out of your butt hole.

"Spencer guess what?"
"what"
"Brad did the Bulgarian Farmhouse last night with Maggie!"
"Bro, that's Sick nasty"

by TorreyZac October 16, 2011

Bulgarian Snakehole

The act of inserting your penis into a woman's anal cavity, simultaneously sticking your hand into her vagina in the opposite direction, and proceeding to whack off, ejaculating inside of her.

(Also known as the Swedish Pizza Roll)

"Man, I gave Stacy's Mom her first Bulgarian Snakehole last night!"

by Harry Dickens March 19, 2010

Bullard

A bully that is a retarded and unaware of it ,is known as a bullard.

“Kodi is being a bullard to those girls over there”

by Streetcredit November 21, 2018

Bulgarian Sausage

A penis that is unusually small in length, but average to above average in width

How sad your Bulgarian Sausage looks

by That's Mr. Wanda to you April 21, 2006