Broner

The type of erection you get when being massaged by another man, in a total non-sexual, friendly manner.

Fuck man, yesterday with Tom was so fucking awkward. He was giving me a massage after training, and i looked down and saw a fucking broner!

by krinkle September 22, 2007

brofriend

A term to define a group of two or more men who appear to be more than "just friends", but without evidence enough to suggest otherwise.

You see the way those two guys keep looking at each other? I think they might be brofriends.

by memej May 12, 2006

broner

An unintentional male inspired boner. As per David Duchovny, Californication.

That dudes massage felt so amazing I got a broner halfway through and had to turn over.

by kdawgee September 9, 2010

Broderick

Broderick is the most sweetest, adorable, hottest guy to exist, usually goes by the name (Brody) very few friends but deserves anyone he wishes Broderick is the bestest bud anyone could have I love my Broderick.

If you find a Broderick keep him, he is the most awesome human to exist.

Person 1: "woah is that Broderick?"
Person 2 "yea, he is pretty amazing"

by IednbcwhI April 27, 2017

Boofer

A narrow tubular object often made from a straw or a Dollar bill of any denomination; used to ingest ilicit substances through the nose and sinus cavity.

Often referred to as Boofasa, Boofington, Boofius Maximus... Sir Boofsalot

Foo #1: Aye foo you gonna hit that line or what?
Foo#2: Yeah foo, but where’s the boofer at?

by Boofasa November 24, 2018

Dennis Broderick II

Not to be confused with Dennis Broderick I, who is a legendary African Chief of Sierra Leone, and former Olympian.

Dennis Broderick II is a shy and kind young man who will never make the first move on a girl, but can easily seduce any woman with his words and lyrical abilities.

Brenda: "How was your date last night?"

Kiantra: "It was slow at first. I wasn't feelin' him, but then he started rapping to me and it just turned me on. Must have learned from Dennis Broderick II."

by Willie B Hardigan May 13, 2011

Real estate broker

The lowest form of life that has survived evolution. This sub-breed of the human species has no morale, honor or sense of honesty. Their appearance is of a typical human being, but they can be recognized as a real estate broker by their forked tongue, breath that smells like bullshit (due to their habit of talking shit daily and hourly), and for their overall lizard-like appearance.

When running into a real estate broker - kiinteistönvälittäjä in Finnish - avoid all eye contact and take the nearest exit, if inside a building. It is very necessary to vacate any and all premises if a real estate broker is encountered. Remember to close all open doors and alert the police, fire department and the local zoo.

A real estate broker is a person, who upon running into a battery victim, will check his or her pockets for anything valuable and force anal sex with the victim after that.

by Magnus E 5 July 2, 2008