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Brian

Brian is a fucking dumbass that over reacts to everything. And can also be a pretty gay retard at times too.
Person: "That douche over there is such a Brian."
Brian: "I fucking heard that you little prick *tries to punch the person but misses and falls on his face*"

Yeah I know no one uses Brian in a sentence like that.
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Brian is a huge asshole, with a small to mediocre vagina, completely lacking the cock. Usually looks like a naked mole rat, with a Beatles bowl cut. A Brian usually stays inside playing video games with his noodle arms and huge moobs
“Mom what is that species of animal?”
“They’re called queers, or Brian Jimmy.”
by Brianeatscock0981 October 15, 2017
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A scary, dark brown haired man. With a full face of facial hair. He hates girls who date his son. Very nice once you get to meet him, but scares the living shnokies outta ya before you know him.
Brian drives a creepy van.
by Richhomienigga October 3, 2017
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Brian is a legendary guy who makes every girl horny when he walks in the room. He always has the absolute biggest and fattest cock out of everyone he knows. Unless his name is spelled “Bryan”.
“Damn look at Brian over there, kid fucks!”
by Lick Hairy Juicy Balls March 23, 2021
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Ugly as hell. A piece of shit. Disrespectful. He looks like a damn parrot who thinks he can get girls. Probably has broken every mirror in his house with his reflection. Acts all cute in person, but ain’t worth shit.
YOU SHOULD BREAK UP WITH BRIAN
by Brrrrr.08 March 20, 2019
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Referring to an extremely strong superhuman
Capable of lifting the lightweight with ease
Known by many names:
(Kratos,arnold Schwarzenegger,ronnie coleman etc)
"Brian benched 80"
by Sergio greeny November 26, 2019
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A prick who'll steal your memes
I just posted a meme a couple days ago, but then Brian steals it!
by PotatoCreator January 14, 2018
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