boyfriend weather

Refers to weather that is rainy and winter-ish. The typical weather in which single girls usually wish they were in a relationship so that they could cuddle with their crush.

Bronwyn: Oh my word, it's the middle of summer and it's so cold today! This rain is making me freeze my ass off.

Lily: This is typical boyfriend weather. *sigh*

by GirlUndefined August 31, 2012

vsco boyfriend

the sweetest boyfriend who gives his sweatshirt to his girlfriend for her scrunchies in return. vsco boyfriends send cute texts and cute photos to his gf and let’s her take photos with him and they basically both love eachother sm and he is your ideal boyfriend.

rachel: aww your bf is so cute
monica: ik he’s such a vsco bf
rachel: your so lucky i wish i had a vsco boyfriend

by vscoisforthegorls November 13, 2018

boyfriend dick

The kind of dick you can ride every night because it fits just right.

His boyfriend dick makes me feel like Goldilocks. It's juuuuust right.

by BFD2016 July 3, 2016

Pokimanes Boyfriend

Not you, simp!

Pokimanes boyfriend can get pussy without donating their life settings.

by Just Another Zoomer August 4, 2020

boyfriend chameleon

changing your life / lifestyle to match that of your new girlfriend. matching your girlfriend's likes and dislikes and forgetting yours

James is a boyfriend chameleon, b/c he used to drink and jerk off to the iPhone, but now he doesn't drink and has a blackberry b/c of his gf.

by jgp021979 December 2, 2010

boyfriend bomb

When a female you are interested in casually reveals that she has a boyfriend (intentionally or otherwise).

I was about to ask her out but then she dropped the boyfriend bomb.

by nomes December 21, 2005

Boyfriend Island

Describes a period of time when a friend is un-contactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new boyfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.

'Have you heard from Kayley?'
'Nope, she's on boyfriend island. She's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.

by sophiesmith June 20, 2010