bonk ban

A prohibition against sexual or intimate relationships between parliamentarians and staffers.

Your on bonk ban because you want to get with a senior member

by chloe9463 June 26, 2022

bonk

Bonk is a skiing term meaning cool, awesome, sick, steezy.

Duuuude that blunt grab was BONK!!

by Jebdbaj September 23, 2020

bonk

How you say that you got hit, if you are on drugs.
Various editions are:
bonkers
bonkadonkeydonk
bonkathon
bonkybonka
bonk simulator 2022

I bestow the b o n k opon you.
bonk

by Hazzahdictionary July 9, 2022

Bonk me off

Fuck me... shag me

Bonk me off now! It's creampie time!

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

Fairy Bonk

1. To bop someone on the head, little bunny foo foo style.

2. When two twinks get it on.

1. Oh no, I accidentally fairy bonked the cat while playing with him!

2. Did you see the fairy bonking going on in the bathroom earlier?

by KokoDragon July 12, 2020

Bonk

Hammer goes bonk on dog, funni

Dog: *bonk*
Humans: Haha dog dent in head

by poggerspepega August 31, 2020

bonk

sex, british sex, hitting someone on the head

Can we bonk tonight?
I bonked you(r head)!

by MayonnaiseDelicious July 16, 2022