Bonk. you've been bonked.
by indishereig July 14, 2021
by paeu February 01, 2020
When the scout from team fortress asks if anybody is keeping track of any of the heads he's battered in with his metal bat.
by absolutely BONKers! August 03, 2023
Used when a person, mostly in the VTuber world, commits an act that is considered inappropriate, displeasing, wrong or in a wholesome case, playful.
As stated before, It can be used a form of admiration for being horny to a VTuber by not “looking respectfully.” Then proceeds the “Bonk” from them.
As stated before, It can be used a form of admiration for being horny to a VTuber by not “looking respectfully.” Then proceeds the “Bonk” from them.
VTuber: Your looking at the accessory withing the area specified? Not the somewhere else that may or may not... You know... led you a stray?
Viewer: “Looking Respectfully.” Eye Emoji
VTuber: Suuurrreee... If you say so... Wait. What's that? Booba? Thighs? Armpits? Looks like I'm going a bonking spree. Step right up, you degenerates.
Viewer: “Looking Respectfully.” Eye Emoji
VTuber: Suuurrreee... If you say so... Wait. What's that? Booba? Thighs? Armpits? Looks like I'm going a bonking spree. Step right up, you degenerates.
by TeamateNumberZero August 31, 2021
The cry of the bonk warrior. The mating call between bonk lovers. The life, blood, and creed of your everyday bonker.
"Bonk.io is down today."
"Bonk this. Just gonna have to play some other bonking online game."
"Bonk!"
"Bonk this. Just gonna have to play some other bonking online game."
"Bonk!"
by JUMPBAMBINO November 17, 2017
A group of any 5 words of an essay/paper that is being written. Used a unit of measurement to show one's progress in writing said essay/paper.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.
Person 1: How is that english essay coming?
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.
Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.
Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.
by psalms86 December 07, 2020