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Melissa: He's such an asshole, Ashley. How could you like him?
Ashley: I KNOW he's such a blake, but he's still hot.
Blake by vhjiokjhbv bghjuiyxz March 10, 2017
A retarded, stupid, ugly walking potato.
He is as nasty as a dinosaur and when girls see his face, they sprint in the opposite direction.
That guy is such a blake, ew
Blake by This_Person_Macaroni February 11, 2018
Blake is that kid in your grade with a mild case of dwarfism. He is SUPER annoying when he likes you and secretly masturbates at baseball games. He is a nerd with a couple of dork friends and honestly I'm not a big fan of him.
Makayla, "Blake asked me to be his girlfriend during the field trip... It was so embarrassing!"
Aurora, "What did you say?"
Makayla,"I used and excuse and said I'm to young and apologized.."
Aurora,"Hahaha!"
Blake by DogeBecauseWhyNot May 30, 2018
A fucking duchebag that will never fail to piss you off so much that you want to kill him. He dosent know boundries and offends you and others all the time. Acts like he knows everything and that he is a master when he is actually extremely shit at things.
Blake is a fucking arsehole dont you think?
Blake by Gods replacement bitches August 16, 2018
The fattest Jewish to walk on the planet. He does not have any friends and it’s unathletic. He also thinks tennis is a sport
Blake by Fatniqqa457 October 30, 2018
A Blake is usually a girl that guys fall for. Shes sometimes perverted but her other qualities outshine this. A Blake is known for her charm and humor. If you are fortunate enough to befriend one, cherish it. Having a Blake in your life is not something to take lightly, they are the most wonderful people out there and will make you smile a countless number of times. They are great to talk to and once you meet one, you won't forget them. (Also very good looking and is hella thick)
Damn Blake has a nice ass
Blake by Mr.thick March 31, 2019