A fat wap. Person of unenviable girth.
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Salad dodger. Hips like a 100 watt bulb. Thighs like rolls of lino.
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Salad dodger. Hips like a 100 watt bulb. Thighs like rolls of lino.
See that Mark Daniels - there's a well trodden path to the fridge door in his house..... He's no stranger to the biscuit tin....
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A game in which several males will have a contest masturbating on a biscuit. The one who ejaculates last will lose, meaning he will have to consume the biscuit.
"Mikey and Jason were playing the mushy biscuit game, and because he was so shy because of his crooked penis, Jason came first, and Mikey had to eat that soggy mushy mess of a biscuit.. he almost puked."
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Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuit again, Atkins came straightaway and I had to eat the cookie!
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Well . . . at least I ain't no biscuit head like you!
Well . . . at least I ain't no biscuit head like you!
by Bernard Jenkins May 19, 2006
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A heterosexual female who enjoys performing cunnilingus while a male heterosexual watches and subsequently joins.
A heterosexual female who enjoys performing cunnilingus while a male heterosexual watches and subsequently joins.
John's girlfriend performed cunnilingus on her girlfriend and then John joined them. John's girlfriend is now a biscuiterian.
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