Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010

Shut your ass because you're talking out of it

Something you say to somebody who is talking total crap.

Mate, shut your ass because you're talking out of it.

by MattSav September 23, 2008

beccah

a party animal. abeccah usually is unique and may have one kid in her lifetime. Beccahs are into electronics and have groovy freinds.

that beccah really knows hot to party

by allen December 29, 2004

because

my uncles excuse for anything

daughter: "Daddy why are you drunk?"
uncle: (after short pause) "BECAUSE"

by supernal December 28, 2005

becca

the girl that has everything a man needs, that will love him and will always hold her thumb up to the moon to make sure she is next to her guy :) also a girl who just so happens to have a dog called mr jefferson

wow your amazing becca :)

by jefferson1991 August 31, 2010

beecat

An über creature from the arctic wastes of Finland. Can be used as a shoulder-mounted throwing type device.

Soft toy from IKEA.

Black and white striped weapon of mass distruction. Look out for the tongue.

by Calum Hutchison February 25, 2004

... because of winn dixie

a book title that just begged to made fun of. add any humorous phrase before the ... and you have a goldmine of laughs.

I became a necrophiliac because of winn dixie.

by jamiez May 13, 2005