Apples battery

YES FINALLY ITS CHARG- oh its gone

Hey guys my apples battery just died within 2 milliseconds

by sadawdfasfq3tgrsghsag March 24, 2021

Fuzzy Battery Company

The best battery supplier for any machinery in the Mushroom Kingdom.

The Fuzzy Battery Company is full of power!

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Dead battery

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up

I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery

by MPaaS4Life August 5, 2021

1% battery

Causes ptsd for minutes

When my phone reached 1% battery it made me think back on nam.

by Epic gamer 69420 August 19, 2021

Irish Battery

Shoving a potato up someones ass.

Old Jimmy Mcgill was feeling a lil tired so Seamus overthere gave him an Irish Battery and now hes filming season 6.- Jack Murphy

by Fucku Biden September 9, 2021

Assassin Battery

Assassin Battery is home to the baddest airborne artillery paratroopers in the world.

Nothing beats hanging out with the boys from Assassin Battery.

by BorthersXV March 12, 2022

flat battery

When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery

Did you see Damon fixin the blinker fluid!!! Total flat battery!!

by ashHaL1087 November 23, 2022