Reverse Battery

When you beat yourself up then accuse someone else of doing it

I got charged with battery when Todd Reverse battery'd himself

by Choke Me Funny January 29, 2021

battery pack

a girl who has a flat ass but a thicc ass

Amanda has a battery pack lookin ass

by snhdhfbcjjejwen February 13, 2018

Dead battery

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up

I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery

by MPaaS4Life August 5, 2021

Battery Juice

"Battery Juice" refers to semen.

"Dude, last night a chick totally swallowed my battery juice"
"Keep on sucking until i shoot my battery juice in your mouth"

by KingBustANutIV March 8, 2017

flat battery

When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery

Did you see Damon fixin the blinker fluid!!! Total flat battery!!

by ashHaL1087 November 23, 2022

battery game

A game played with two or more people in which you take a small to medium sized industrial or car battery, and in increments starting typically at 1 inch high, drop it on your penis. Once each player has dropped the battery on their penis from 1 inch, the height is increased to 2 inches and so on. Players may opt out at any time, the last man standing is the winner.

Hey Andy, do you want to play the battery game with Scott and me? Losers buy lunch!

by justthetip810 September 27, 2018

BOB (battery operated boyfriend)

A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.

Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.

by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016