baseball

A very hard and much more dangerous sport then any other american sport (except for maybe nascar, but driving a car is not really a sport.) The only sport (besides nascar) where someone has died in. The person also died by just getting hit by a 80 mph curveball not even a 100 mph fastball. Nobody has ever died from pussy football. Also hitting a roundball with a round bat is the hardest thing to do in sports.

Football players are secret gays because they like to tackle men in tight pants.

baseball

by ac333334 December 9, 2008

baseball

A game played while smoking marijuana, the object being to hold in one hit until the other people smoking have all hit the dank and the tree has come back to you.

Pat: Dude guys, let's play some baseball.
Dom: No dude, there's five of us. My lungs will be shot!

by Pat Shay April 9, 2007

Baseball

A sport that id for fat losers that dont have enough energy to run around a lacrosse field. And is basically just an excuse to sit around and chew while wearing gay ass sun glasses. It is also the most BORING sport to watch on the face of the planet. Not to mention they are the second biggest pussies in the world second to soccer players, you got hit with a baseball big deal, try getting hit with a rubber ball filled with cement at 100mph.

" Hey look at those baseball fags"!
Baseball player1 "Hey wanna go do some chew"
Baseball player2 "Sure, can I wear my gay 5$ gas station glasses"?
Baseball player1 " sure and maybe we can have butt sex after, and talk about how much we hate lacrosse".

by LAXBRO69! September 29, 2010

baseball

THE WORST SPORT EVER INVENTED! go play a real mans sport like hockey or locrosse. even soccer is better than baseball at least then your not standing still for 3 hours

Dude: did you see the baseball game lastnight?

guy: no baseball is dumb, you fatty

by imtheman24 October 25, 2010

baseball

The most boring sport to watch, which is dominated by a handfull of juiced up, extreamly overpaid, underworked players who like to call themeselves athletes. High ticket prices and painfully predictable outcomes are often associtated with this "sport".

After taking off the kneepads Joey was granted a 50 million dollar contract to play baseball for the Yankees.

Mark got jacked up on steriods and ran out on the field to play baseball.

by Bretto2006 December 28, 2005

baseball

High School Baseball: the most pointless sport ever. You don't even have to be athletic to be a baseball player, you just have to be good at hitting things. Then they go around bragging about how good at sports they are. Whatever...they couldn't even run a mile if they were being chased by a hungry bear!

Baseball is for gay pansies.

by *The Boss* June 23, 2006

baseball

Baseball is a code word for smoking pot. It is mostly heard around the northern california area.

baseball gear = pot
how many innings you played= how many bowls youve smoked
your coach = your drug dealer

the bat= the pipe
the ball=the bowl.
are you pitching tonight=are you going to put money to buy some pot

when you are really high you say "man , i hit a home run"

and if you dont want to smoke anymore that night you say "im still too tired to play another game.. "how about we play baseball tomorrow?"

also. what color team your are in, is how you describe the wellness of the bud.

"Hey, did you want to play baseball tonight?"

"Hey, I have to stop and talk to my coach for a second, did you want to pitch at the game tonight, or what?"

"i think she hit a home run, big time"

"hey i have the ball.. do you have a bat?"

"oh, and by the way, we're on the purple team tonight"

so on.

by Mariabella August 20, 2007