barck

The misspelling of bark.

Hussein writes, "I love barck on trees!" in his elementary English class.

The teacher writes, "Why don't you learn how to spell, fuck wit."

by Bijorn April 3, 2008

barched

When you haven't been to the bar in like a week and are really craving overpriced drinks that are hopefully bought for you by a stranger who has no chance of seeing you naked tonight.

"I haven't been to a bar in days,
I'm feeling pretty barched."

by Kiahnkerz March 6, 2017

barch

1) Bachelor of Architecture
2) Bitch

1) I see you have a BArch
2) You are a barch

by Nick BDD July 5, 2006

Barclay

A general term used in place for someone overweight or obese.

Hey dudes, look at that complete Barclay over there! You can see his sweat stains under his manboobs!

by Damon Gant December 26, 2007

Barce

A nickname for the city of Barcelona

I went to Barce last week before heading to Madrid.

by Barce88 December 19, 2008

Barcelona

1. (Noun) A football club known around Europe and the world in general for its unfortunately sad style of play.
2. (Adjective) Applied to one who consistently comes in second place. Also applied to one who is generally bad at life.
3. (Verb) To lose.

1. Barcelona has won fewer Champions league cups in its entire history than Madrid did between the years 1998 and 2003.
2. Man, you are so Barcelona. Do you enjoy losing?
3. We totally barcelonaed that game. We also barcelonaing at life.

by XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-0787 September 27, 2006

Barcelona

The place we should be deporting illegal mexicans too.

I'm going to send victor to barcelona,hopefully he won't be able to get back this time.

by Super Saiyan Jesus March 31, 2008