When you think you hear a Predator Missile go off while play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and you sit there waiting to die.
Barake: I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.... When the hell is this predator missile going to hit? I'm getting blue balls waiting for this Predator Missile to hit.
....*plays for rest of game wondering if maybe it's just really late.*
(Predator missile blue balls... You know you get them also)
....*plays for rest of game wondering if maybe it's just really late.*
(Predator missile blue balls... You know you get them also)
by SuhketxD August 15, 2011

What chuck norris gets instead of blue balls. This is becuase he the greatest American ever to live.
Look at those Red, White and Blue Balls, that girl Chuck was with last night must have been killed by his manliness before he was finished!
by iwwf September 10, 2008

Junk food blue balls is when you've been on a diet for far too long and you have been deprived of the junk food you so desire.
by Deadxroses February 16, 2019

What Chuck Norris gets instead of Blue Balls, this is because he is the greatest American to ever live.
Damn, look at those Red, White and Blue Balls, that girl Chuck was with last night must have been killed by his manliness before he was finished!
by Lior Freilich January 23, 2007

When a girl acts like she's going home with you at the end of the night, but was really using you for free drinks.
by Connorc2 December 14, 2014

When you're on your way to getting laid but then the girl hears the sound of a door knob and she is suddenly freaked out and you know there is no way you're getting her back into the mood.
"She was just sliding off her panties when her parents got home and she heard the front door knob. There was no way she was putting out after that. Nothing sucks worse than door knob blue balls."
by Floppage January 11, 2012

by christopher superfly August 10, 2006
