Someone who's extremely offensive to every living being. He loves squaring up to people, is obsessed over pregnant woman and loves cosplaying as Abraham Lincoln!
Shane: I like men
Justin: THAT'S SO GAY
Shane: No shit Abraham!
Justin: oh she's fit.
Shane: Fucking furry
Justin Baker is proven offensive
Justin: THAT'S SO GAY
Shane: No shit Abraham!
Justin: oh she's fit.
Shane: Fucking furry
Justin Baker is proven offensive
by Furry_Trash4359834 May 26, 2022

a master in the art of sex. baker's like to run, and women like their baker's black. Also, adam baker's does not mind a little bit of penis. they love to watch porn, and politics
by swaggotcattot August 5, 2016

the act of wrapping your dick in cookie dough or cake batter then proceeding to have your dick sucked until all the dough is gone
Sean: Kelsie, John would like a Baker's Special
Kelsie: OK I would love to. I already have the dough.
Kelsie: OK I would love to. I already have the dough.
by Dicky d October 17, 2014

When your doing your girl missionary and you pull out and cum all over her chest and stomach, throw a towel on her and let it dry. She stands up and has a cum glued apron on her.
by pvtyoung740 June 7, 2020

by I remember April 5, 2016

Jared: Have you seen Brett Baker lately?
Kevin: Yeah that man's ass is fatter than anything known to man.
Jared: I know right
Kevin: Yeah that man's ass is fatter than anything known to man.
Jared: I know right
by Lil Reatard April 3, 2019

the most wonderful girl in the world that everyone loves to be around because of her bubbly attitude. A funny girl who is also very pretty, some might say the most prettiest girl in the world. Jemma is also a very good actress, singer & dancer & also very funny. sweet & sexy with a great body, fun, has a sparkle in her eye and a laugh to make you smile. Genrally down to earth quiet girl at first but eventually her personality blossoms its a bubberley liveley fun girl that everyone is happy to be around
by worldsopinion December 5, 2011
