by shajydehejjegdbebw October 2, 2018

When a cadet at West Point becomes sexually aroused during a class in Bartlett Hall his/her erection is called a 'Bartlett Brat'.
Instructor: "CDT X, come up here and help me with this demonstration of Newton's 2nd Law"
CDT X: "Sir, I'd rather not stand up right now. I was daydreaming about FLBP on theChive and got a Bartlett Brat."
CDT X: "Sir, I'd rather not stand up right now. I was daydreaming about FLBP on theChive and got a Bartlett Brat."
by RageLincoln March 6, 2013

The offspring of (a) Salvation Army officer born after the officer(s) have gone through training. Not to be confused with officer's kid.
abbreviated O.B.
abbreviated O.B.
"Sometimes you can be such an O.B."
"I am NOT an officer's brat! I was born AFTER my parents went to training, thank you very much!"
"I am NOT an officer's brat! I was born AFTER my parents went to training, thank you very much!"
by placemat January 23, 2009

by Gillyayyy May 3, 2015

Vegans who have a tendency to boast about this one lifestyle choice they’ve made in a way which suggests they think it makes them morally superior to anyone who isn’t vegan.
by Gollum's Bae July 6, 2016

by TheAlmightyCuriousGeorge July 26, 2010

Sill little girl who watched 50 shades of grey and thinks she is kinky but needs an excuse to tell her wannabe Dom no when it gets to serious for her fake ass.
by Hughsy March 1, 2018
