H-bod

Short for "heroin body"; The saggy, droopy, disgusting body you get as a result of doing too much dope and not enough exercise. The lack of a nutritious diet also helps contribute to the abhorrent nature of the H-bod in some.

Dude, have you seen D-Ray's titties? He's got the H-bod of all H-bods... it's fucking disgusting!

by meeshymeesh08 June 19, 2015

BODS

stands for Booty Obsessive Down Syndrome

he has BODS, don't go near him

by kakato123 December 4, 2017

Dad Bod

The muscles of a man (who has had kids) that usually pertains in the arms, shoulders, and stomach

Sally: OH, Jerry I love your dad bod!!
Jerry: Thanks Sally that's what happens after 3 kids

by Rdnkldy5 November 3, 2023

army bod

It’s like dad bod but with more knee pain

Dude, ever since getting out of the military, I hate running because of my Army bod. Everything just hurts.

by Not an army guy November 5, 2018

T-Shirt Bod

A body type resting in between a dad bod and a body type you would actually feel comfortable with whilst being shirtless in public. Looks at least passable in a t-shirt, hence the name.

Guy 1: Hey man, you been eating better? You look like you dropped some weight.

Guy 2: Yeah. Upgraded from dad bod to t-shirt bod!

by Anonymous900000000000000 September 22, 2019

egg bod

a person with an egg shaped body, hideous to set eyes upon, an eggbod can even set a person into temporary blindness, egg bods are round, and unattractive, and all around gross

many girls who played water polo, particularly in high school tend to get the egg bod gross factor

by herbalgerbal420 February 15, 2010

Bod

The hot daughter of the family. Also usually the one who is oldest and always watching out for the rapid dog.

Lucy is such a Bod, attractive and always watching out for Grizzly.

by bod. November 11, 2021