Boat Butt

The unfortunate and highly painful feeling that builds in the posterior when one sits in a rowing shell for too long. The sensation is similar to sitting on a bed of needles or having your ass tasered. Possibly the most agonizing pain known to humankind after the 2k. One can also experience boat butt by spending too much time on an erg.

Rower: Dude, three hours on the water gave me the worst case of boat butt.

by Splunkin' April 18, 2010

boat race

Cockney Rhyming slang for "face"

as in shes got "harry" on her "boat" meaning she's got spunk on her face!

by Dannyboy December 2, 2003

Boat-Is

Boat-Is is a very cool norwegian ice cream which is very popular on the norwegian internet. It first appeared on a norwegian internet page www.artige.no and has since become a big thing in Norway.

Boat-Is is a cold vanilla ice cream formed as a boat with stiff waffles and strawberry flavor on the top. On the top it has a delightful chocolate layer.

by Fridakinderegg December 28, 2011

boat nectar

Fucking some part of a boat.

When Jimmy went on that cruise he didn't tell me he was planning on getting that sweet oilily boat nectar.

by BOATluver69 November 19, 2016

Boat dad

Guy who wears loafers without shoes with khakis with a polo all the time. He may also have a wife that spends all his money shopping at Talbots or Charter Club. Typically he is a republican. He may or may not have a yacht, but feels the need to project that he does at all times. Usually these actions are born out of a deep sense of both inferiority and a need for self importance.

Guy 1: I wish that guy would get that smug look off his face, who does he think he is with those expensive khakis and boat shoes? We're not on a dock here!

Guy 2: I heard he lost all his money in a bad business deal. He's broke! He's a real boat dad.

by dfed82 August 10, 2009

Boat Head

Giving a man oral sex on his watercraft.

Maria gave boat head to Tyler in the speed boat.

by Lindsay lowone February 17, 2009

boat hooker

A female who bums free rides and beer, by means of whorish antics which include showing titties, on wakeboarding boats leased by men in their mid-20's who are inflated with steroid-enhanced muscles and wear their flat-brimmed hats backwards and have sweet barbed wire tattoos on their biceps.

Damn, that poor guy went broke buying his boat just to pick up those slutbag boat hookers on the weekends.

by Robots January 1, 2008