crap biscuit

crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted

oh crap biscuit i just lost my money to a pop machine

crap biscuit my dog ate my homework last night

by littlejimmie March 10, 2019

actually a biscuit

A way to say you're bisexual
bis: abreviation of biscuit
exual: latin for actually
therefore bisexual can mean "actually a biscuit"

Friend: You say you're into guys, but you have a girlfriend though.
Me: Oh, I'm actually a biscuit.
Friend: What?
Me: Did i stutter?

by MecaChar February 02, 2021

Buttered the Biscuits

1. The act of pulling out during doggie style or anal sex and ejaculating on the persons butt cheeks. 2. Ejaculating on a female's butt cheeks after sex.

Janet and I had some great doggie style action last night. At the last second, I pulled out and "Buttered the Biscuits."

by Evil Genius Prime October 08, 2012

biscuits and jelly

Good ol'fashion porn style blow job. The abbreviation for blow job is bj hence the B stands for biscuits and J stands for jelly. Now we have a saying we can use in public for a blow job with her parents or grandparents being none the wiser.

Sure wish she would give me some biscuits and jelly. Wonder how much she charges for biscuits and jelly?

by scooter trash #2 November 29, 2011

chill biscuit

chill out, relax, go with the flow, buscuit refers to the actual person

Dont get upset, chill buscuit!

by Megan Bartow August 10, 2005

crap biscuit

Feeling especially crappy. Take crap, mix it up with eggs and flour. Bake. The result is much worse than just regular crap. Applies in times of illness and hangovers.

Josie drank half a liter of schapps last night. She feels like a total crap biscuit this morning.

by mecaro October 17, 2005

saucy biscuit

essentially, the ultimate compliment

"woah there cheeky, you are a saucy biscuit."

by Ben "Toast" Carroll January 20, 2008