by Kazzy Mathews October 2, 2016

When somebody lives in South Bend Indiana but is way too attractive to actually be from South Bend Indiana.
by Weavecity July 9, 2022

Charlie: "your granny tranny."
Conor:"your sister a mister."
Charlie:"your brother a mother."
Conor:" i didn't want to have to do this and it was my last resort but.... your friend a bend."
Charlie: gets pummelled by a lightening bolt.
Conor:"your sister a mister."
Charlie:"your brother a mother."
Conor:" i didn't want to have to do this and it was my last resort but.... your friend a bend."
Charlie: gets pummelled by a lightening bolt.
by .your friend a bend. May 13, 2018

when your trying to stop taking xanax or other benzodiazepines but you say fuck it and take some more anyway. Usually results in a really good time, threesomes with two sluts, and doing crazy shit involving alcohol and motorcycles and smoking amphetamines.
typical pussy: hey dude wanna come to the AA meeting with us tonight, were gonna smoke cigarettes and all try to pull the meth head girl
badass: hahaha nah sounds fagstyle, still gonna bend it.
later in the night
slut1 & 2 hey we saw hit that huge gap, wanna hit our gaps?
badass kid: fuck yea lets go, still gonna bend it.
badass: hahaha nah sounds fagstyle, still gonna bend it.
later in the night
slut1 & 2 hey we saw hit that huge gap, wanna hit our gaps?
badass kid: fuck yea lets go, still gonna bend it.
by swerty gert February 9, 2019

When a hermaphrodite has sex with itself.
by aggfdsgdsn July 31, 2007

The act of squatting over a fire hydrant repeadily down to a 90 degree angle (or further) until satisfied
"Last time I saw you're mama she was doin deep knee bends over fire hydrants. I was like yeeahhh, get down on that fire hydrant Bitch!!!"
by D. Bloch October 11, 2011
